>be me
>go to strip club
>order food
>food shows up
>"lady" shows up and sits on my lap
>upset because I can't eat comfortably
>ask her to leave
What the fuck is wrong with me Yea Forums?
Be me
Jaxon Taylor
Jordan Bailey
yer a fag that's the problem also explain to me why AUDIO STREAMS ARE NOT ALLOWED that's some bullshit tbh no fuck you there's no reason you can point to that will justify this shit holy fucking christ what a shitty rule
Adrian Brooks
Idk about all that. I've been able to touch at the place I go to. Pictures aren't allowed, but some of the girls don't mind the camera.
Gavin Sanchez
strip clubs are a bad idea anyway if you don't have access to sex. it builds up desire and self hate
Christopher Perez
you don't go to a strip club to eat faggot
go to mcdondal's for food
Evan Anderson
I already hate myself. But I can hate myself less with a stranger's tits in my face
Mason Nguyen
seems good to me. I hate it when im trying to enjoy a nice meal and some bitch starts sitting on my lap
Brody Ross
>lady sits on lap whilst trying to eat
Those are the shit clubs
The best clubs are where the ladies are soo busy, they dont waste their time with guys trying to eat
Also if they sit down and the fucking wait staff shows up to sell you a drink, fuck that
David Miller
no stranger tits. stranger tits bad. if you're that attention starved get a cat or some shit
Jose Rodriguez
Christianity was a mistake.