Thinking of killing myself if I can't land a job. I'm 29 and unemployable, no experience and no high education...

You don't need money to travel; I've hitchhiked my way across Europe whilst being completely and utterly broke.

The photo is fucked up user, story?

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Start lifting weights, atleast you will have some fun getting big. Could go on roids at some point if you dont care about living past 40 anyways. Maybe it will even get you laid.

Trains have always been a good way to commit suicide. Just make sure to have your head on the rails, not your neck.

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It’s never too late to turn your life around and improve your situation. If you kill yourself then you’ll deny yourself the chance to find success.

Right. I've been through this. What I would suggest is don't focus on your own shortcomings but look at other people. When you realise everyone else else in the world is as much of a fucking retard as the next man, you start to think "well I may as well have a crack at that then". I mean, in the UK we've got a PM who acts like he's on day release from a special needs facility. It's given hope to losers everywhere that they can get the top jobs.

get 20 to 30 big apples take out the seeds and eat all the seeds at once take care to chew the all for a good amount of time before you swallow or else you wont die it should be quite painless and quick

Also if you need a job, call the closest psychiatric ward. I work at a psych hospital and men are so in demand at those places.

Honestly dude, why kill yourself over employment? I won't call you dumb because some people don't have family or friends who explain this to them. But there's a very simple clearly defined path to making a decent wage. At 29 you could do adult classes and then pick a random construction skill like fork lift or crane operator or even truck driving. You'll have a middle class wage in under a year man. And if you decide to put in even a slight amount of effort you can go into stem and make bank in like 5. Just wake up and try a little. Or kys doesn't matter to me.

lower your standards, stop being a cumbrain, don't give up looking for a job and learn to be more self sufficient. everybody can at least live a decent live if they put some effort into it (and don't live in sum third world country).