How do I become a CIA agent?

Sorry bud, but by making a post on Yea Forums, you've already disqualified yourself. They'll know.

I don't think even CIA agents themselves know. It's a conspiracy.

tf is that bullshit?

Isn't that the FBI?

Eat pic realted and once you've started to glow you're part of the gang and are welcomed to the CIA

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> (OP)
>Sorry bud, but by making a post on Yea Forums, you've already disqualified yourself. They'll know.
I feel it's the same way if you want to work at Google
They will likely check you search and YouTube history, and anything that doesn't align with their agenda would be a no-no. They hired moot though...

you have to suck your own penis

If you're actually serious, you can start off by becoming secret service. They're actually hiring right now on USAjobs

caca peepee poopoo

>be particularly successful in your field of study/career
>have a stable family that way they have collateral on you.
>submit resume to cia.gov/careers