How do I become a CIA agent?

Sorry bud, but by making a post on Yea Forums, you've already disqualified yourself. They'll know.

I don't think even CIA agents themselves know. It's a conspiracy.

tf is that bullshit?

Isn't that the FBI?

Eat pic realted and once you've started to glow you're part of the gang and are welcomed to the CIA

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> (OP)
>Sorry bud, but by making a post on Yea Forums, you've already disqualified yourself. They'll know.
I feel it's the same way if you want to work at Google
They will likely check you search and YouTube history, and anything that doesn't align with their agenda would be a no-no. They hired moot though...

you have to suck your own penis

If you're actually serious, you can start off by becoming secret service. They're actually hiring right now on USAjobs

caca peepee poopoo

>be particularly successful in your field of study/career
>have a stable family that way they have collateral on you.
>submit resume to cia.gov/careers

if you ever entered this site once, your name and the name of your close relatives are on a government wide "black" list, you'll be given no chance to enter any meaninful public position

You can't. We can see you have a Facebook page. We can see all your old Yea Forums posts...

...Oh and 8ch too!...

...and your grades suck! Christ! I can't believe they haven't made you repeat a grade..!

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>believing moot actually got hired by google
the only reason he's there is to topple Yea Forums with insider info

cia.gov/steve

I applied many years ago. Was interviewed, they liked me but said no more weed.
Gave me 14 page application/ background form and sent me home.
A few days later my phone calls have a strange echo like quality.

when did this become a ylyl thread?

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