MY FIRST TIME

I was 18 and just moved into my first apartment and threw a party. This drunk slut ( 27 ) was getting felt up on the couch by some random dude and I guess when she found out it was my party she decided to fuck me. I was so drunk I couldn't even cum, we fucked for about 4 hours, and all I could remember thinking was "holy shit women are so hollow inside" Turns out she had been pregnant a buncha times. I totally threw my virginity away, and sex has been pretty meaningless, albeit plentiful for me since. I'd really rather just find emotional love these days than meaningless fuckmeat.

Wow, I'm , you're literally my alternate universe.

> Be 13, friend's ex
> After a week seeing her with our group of friends she wears one pink Short skirt to a party
> I tell her I love that skirt..
> Fast forward to next day we meet in her house (invites me over to watch a movie)
> In her bedroom while our friends are watching the movie..
> She finished twice, I lasted about 3 hours pumping because I wasn't sure I was doing it right and then cummed with condom.

Miss you Elizabeth ;p

Nice dubs. Yeah I'm single now because my last ex said she couldn't commit emotionally to the extent that I needed. The ironic part is we're still fuckbuddies.

>14
>hooked up with dumb brunette bimbo with big boobies, also 14
>hornyteenagers.jpg
>no idea what we're doing, but trial by errored our way through it
>too nervous to cum

>I'm 20 and still a virgin.
>I'm starting to wonder if it's really all that.
It's not all that.
It gets much, much worse
>39 year old virgin

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Are you asking about my first time with a human or anything?

Tell us both

I guess to needlessly elaborate, I'd always been honest with her about having been with...a lot of women in the past, and we went and got STD tests because I really hate condoms, and I came back clean, and so did she. I swore off sex with strangers, and at least this way we can still physically release our needs on each other without risk of STDs. It's pretty ironic though.

Did you mean literally hollow, as in she had a stretched out vagina, or emotionally hollow?

>Beach week
>pick up girl from club
>so drunk I barely remember what she looked like
>take her home
>fuck in missionary with a limp noodle
>can’t finish
>both of us pass out in the hotel bed
>we fuck the next morning while my roommate and his girl sleep in the same room
>I pull out and cum all over her chest
>she leaves
>find out she must’ve been on her period last night bc there was a huge red stain on the bedsheets where she slept

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Literally hollow, there was no emotion behind what we did. Till I fucked my next chick, I'd wondered how guys could even cum from pussy if that was the standard, which it obviously isn't lol

>20
>Some small house party with friends
>She wanted my friend but he wasn't feeling it so she settled for me
>Lasted around 5minutes going down on her
>Another 5 clumsily doing her missionary
>Had to he quiet because people were sleeping in the living room outside the room
>Too scared of getting her pregnant even if I did pull out, so I didn't cum

That was about it, felt pretty lackluster and regretted it later since I ended up dating this girl who lost her virginity to me at 21 and I would have loved to have shared the moment. We broke up around a year after.

had been dating this girl for about 6 months. so far i had fingered her and she had given me a couple of handjobs. on couch watching tv and she starts giving me a handjob, things get hot and we decide we want more. decide to just test out what sex was like. no condoms because i was a stupid kid. get a little past the tip before she says it hurts to bad, she ended up giving me my first blowjob afterwards because she felt bad about having to tap out

what was the virgin girl like in bed?

>average me
>average gf
>average day
>average sex
things just went better and better after that

>holy shit women are so hollow inside
works on so many level

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no fucking way
get an escort or find a drunk horny whale mate
you can't wizard into your 40s

Tomorrow I am going to send a message to a girl that will never answer

First time was with my English teacher in 7th grade.
Teacher is incredibly hot and just my type. Obviously didn’t think it would go anywhere.
But we kind of flirted in class and especially after
One day I’m staying late helping with a project. Just the two of us and one thing led to another.
Totally spontaneous and unprotected so we did anal. Just brutal crazy hardcore no limits slamming.
Never came harder in my life before or since.
It was awesome but I couldn’t sit down for a week.

Really really vanilla, didn't move much so I had to do everything, after we got used to each other it ended up being better. Missionary was still the most common, but doggy was her second favorite.

Girl agrees to have sex with me.
Drove to her house.
Went inside.
Sat her on my lap and sucked her tits.
Turned her around and played with, and licked her holes, put my dick in all her holes and fucked her.

It was that simple and easy.

My wife and I waited for marriage we were both virgins. (I’d done other stuff like bjs and anal with other girls, she was hkv when we met). Absolutely the best decision and such an intimate thing to share.
The first time was kind of whatever sexually because it was new and painful for her but emotionally incredible. And she quickly became a great fuck molding to all my tastes.

i had my first sex in a redlight district here in germany. Payed 30 Euros and fucked with a limp dick. it was a fat arab woman.

Beautiful haiku

Freshmen in college, when to a party at this girl's apartment. She was in a few of my freshman pre-med classes. Partied until early in the morning, she was slightly drunk, I was not (but acted I was), we started to kiss and make-out in her room. I felt her up, fingered her, but she said that she was a virgin. So we both were inexperience with the whole thing. I ate her out, and she blew me. Tried to penatrate, but she was to tight. We dated a few months, and finally abled to fuck her after fingering her.... good memories.

>Goth chick.
>Was a squirter, I had no idea what that was.
>Got a nose bleed eating her out, I never get nose bleeds...
>Felt good man.

What is 'hkv'?

keeeeeeeeeek

It was 3 and a half weeks ago. She came onto me gently, didn't ask about sex but it was clear we were both into it. She was a dom, she teased me for a really long time and then got on top of me. To be honest it felt good but not as good as masturbating anyway. I preferred the foreplay.

So literally or figuratively? You said literally then followed up with, no emoticon, implying figuratively....

>What is 'hkv'?
Hugless kissless virgin
Usually spelled khv

I was 16
He was a dude
I was drunk
He was sorta drunk too
He was in his 40s
Not good
No thank you
I'd rather fuck a female but at the same time I neither get pussy, don't have the attitude/money/desire for it and I don't want the drama of a female
I really don't

If anal counts then at 17 I regularly buttfucked my gf in the back of her car to preserve her virginity. If anal doesn’t count, after a few months of sodomy she caved and started letting me fuck her pussy. She stole some condoms and rode me in her sisters bed.

>Describe the first time you had sex.

What is this "have sex" you speak of?

t. Wizard

Are you from Italy?

Penor in vagoo

> be me many years ago
> drank my warm milk to go to sleep
> insomnia.jpeg
> finally almost asleep
> suddenly covers are rustling
> I open my eyes and see someone squatting over me
> lowers her wetness onto my shaft
> “mom?” I whisper

No, California. This is how white girls were back then.

Shit, it sure has changed.

>be me 17 high school jr.
>girlfriend was over house
>we turn up some music
>start making out and go full diamond hoping this is it
>she un zips me
>hj for a bit
>roll condom on
>last around 1 min prolly less
>one night later my fuckin little sister who was down stairs randomly tells me she knows why we turned up the music
>I ask why she just couldnt let it go and make it weird. Not like we fucked with her in the room

Are there still white girls in California?
And if there are, are there any nice or are they lost?

>in parents summerhouse
>cute girl 6/10 at the time
>in parents bed
>rode me but she had no idea what she was doing
>blood on the sheets
>i came inside
>i rate it 1/10 since i dont remember anything about it

Yes, there are lots. Their attitudes will depend on the economy of the area you are in. I recommend smaller towns with money near large cities, but I’ve been out of the game for a long time so don’t ask me about these current gens who are too socially awkward to build these kinds of memories

How people did anal in the pooper back in the day without lube or condoms?

Lube and condoms have been around forever, but a healthy cock can make its own lubricant. Rubbing your tip on and around the asshole until you have enough pre to start working the head in is how you start.

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> 2005
> small brothel in poland (only 2-3 girls there) , 50 €
> girl, 24, super hot, black hair, huge tits
> I fucked like crazy, she came multiple times, needed a cigarette break
> I came while she was riding me (condom of course)
> she was exhausted and impressed, especially at how full the condom was

I thought I'll came fast for my first time, but nope.. must be the year long jerk off training..

Sex with other girls was never that good, I always like to remember myself about that girl and her huge tits.

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Cali is still mostly white. Unless you go to the poor areas orcollege areas

>14, and emotionally unstable because I had just been rejected by a girl I was dating.
>A year younger girl takes interest and we start hanging out.
>One day she is over and we are alone, asks if I want her to take her clothes off.
>Was shocked, but shock turned to Alpha-lust, Said firmly “That would be a good idea.”
>No condom and she is a V too.
>Thrusts hips up at my cock like a pro
>I pull out and shoot on her stomach.
>She starts telling people what we did, and it gets to where everybody knows.
>I’m a private person so this was embarrassing for me, especially when the girl I was infatuated with prior finds out.
>Deny it happened and got mad at her
>She runs away a month later to her dads and has a miscarriage on the way.
>Her mom apparently didn’t believe her when she said she thought she was pregnant and refused to take her to doctor.
>Because of complications she can never have children.
>Wish there was an undo button on life events.

California is still majority white in every way except numerically, politically, and culturally