Douchebag Genie thread. People make wishes and others try to ruin them. I’ll start...

Douchebag Genie thread. People make wishes and others try to ruin them. I’ll start, I wish I had the power to turn into any animal and back when I want to

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I wish the Genie had a happier life, so he wasn't such a douche bag anymore.

Granted but each time one part of your body stays the same as the animal you just changed from.

I wish my mom didn't die of cancer.

Granted. She died of a heart attack.

I wish I had more willpower and discipline.

Granted but he makes your life a living hell

Granted, you have .5% more of each

i wish i had unlimited weed to smoke

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Granted but you can never get high again

Granted. But fire will not work for you in any form or device. Vapes blow up in your face

Don't make it so easy.
Your lips disappear and your mouth is sealed.