>be me
>still live with conservative parents while I go to college
>get really into anal and prostate play
>buy buttplug
>feelsgood.mp3
Yea ForumsI need more
I want to buy a dildo but I don't want my mom to find it cause she will flip shit
pic related its the dildo I want
Get a boyfriend you filthy degenerate slob.
Its 2019 man. Just buy a foldable didlo and hide it in your wallet. Everybody does it theses days.
>foldable dildo
there goes my sides
don't want a bf thats the issue, all I want is dick not male affection
okay so what you do right, is you buy it and one of those shitty trophies you would get at a soccer game as a kid, then you hid the dildo in there because the little tube is hollow, and you can unscrew the bottom with your bare hands and open it whenever.
deadass looked it up too
Assuming you aren't a fag, just get a bf.
It's easy for girls to get laid.
rip im a fag
i just looked it up too, they actually exist
kek
What's wrong with cucumber or zuchini? Do your business and put it back in the fridge.
No handles.
Not clean.
Can snap and get stuck in.
Pretty much any sexual health person will say don't use them.
Just man up and get a dildo. Stop acting
like a whiny little bitch op.
Come out of the closet.
Or if you do just like the dick, fuck a trap escort yo and get fucked too etc
Get a hairbrush with a rounded handle
Have you considered a glass dildo or anything less cock-like?
>girl
>prostrate play
Get a wife and let her use the strapon.
How is buying/hiding a dildo going to be any different than a butt plug?
If you can't please your gfs prostate, you're not a real man
Because he has it in his butt 24/7
i feel this with you, bro.
why don't you want male affection? don't you think it would be nice?
buy a horse dildo
just hide it up your ass you fucking faggot
You’re going to college and you’re worried about your mom looking through your stuff?
Yikes.