>be me
>still live with conservative parents while I go to college
>get really into anal and prostate play
>buy buttplug
>feelsgood.mp3
Yea ForumsI need more
I want to buy a dildo but I don't want my mom to find it cause she will flip shit
pic related its the dildo I want
Get a boyfriend you filthy degenerate slob.
Its 2019 man. Just buy a foldable didlo and hide it in your wallet. Everybody does it theses days.
>foldable dildo
there goes my sides
don't want a bf thats the issue, all I want is dick not male affection
okay so what you do right, is you buy it and one of those shitty trophies you would get at a soccer game as a kid, then you hid the dildo in there because the little tube is hollow, and you can unscrew the bottom with your bare hands and open it whenever.
deadass looked it up too
Assuming you aren't a fag, just get a bf.
It's easy for girls to get laid.
rip im a fag
i just looked it up too, they actually exist
kek