What does Yea Forums think about birds?

What does Yea Forums think about birds?

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They're important

they are dinosaurs. they'll also poop on you

I dont understand them. Chicken is delicious tho.

I named my massive C# application after a bird.

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I think it's cool how they were basically the alpha species before humans came along. I love learning about the crazy bird species that used to live on New Zealand and Hawaii. I can only imagine the other species that lived around the world and we never learned about.

What app?

They're great, all of them. I hate it when people give them hate, even when it comes to seagulls and pigeons. So what? You got pooed on by a pigeon? Well boo-fucking-hoo!

Meat.

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Nigger?

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Knowing that they're descendants of pic related, they're absolutely scary.

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Birds dont real

Nah, they are 11/10

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they're the best

They seem like very fun pets to have, assuming they aren't ear raping you. I wish there were silent birbs, then i would probably get one.

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Birds are assholes

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Just like many other creatures birds also have to shit. However, they cannot control where they shit and when they shit and as a result just shit when they have to. Therefore, you can't blame them for shitting on your hot dog since that particular seagull couldn't control it.

had humans not evolved the way they did, a species of avian would emerge to be the supreme beings of the planet.
their language is incredibly sophisticated given the size of their brains.

To be honest, I won't mind getting shitted, but fucking hot dog... And the fact that seagull dive bombed into trashcan in which I threw away that hot dog made me extra pissed off.
Though, they have some pretty sharp eyesight, to see that hot dog, while being pretty high in the air, I would say 6-th or 8-th floor.

This needs to be a meme.

>Tired of your shit, Carol.
>It's time for you to shut up.

African Greys are awesome. So smart. So much personality. MY favorite macaw after the Hyacinths.

howdy

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They are assholes!

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Like people, some birds are awesome, some are not very bright.

you know why they shat on the hotdog, right?

>be seagull
>accidentally shit on food
>watch human discard said food
>idea.exe
>go into trash can later on
>eat hotdog
>freefood.jpg
>tell friends
>birds have figured out how to get food from humans
you just got outplayed by a bird nigga

also I've observed birds congregate on nut trees that hang just above the road near my house. 8-10 of them will latch on to the branch and shake it violently. the nuts will fall and all they have to do is play the waiting game until a vehicle comes by and crushes them. they proceed to swoop down and eat

Pretty cool creatures. Especially humming birbs. I've had a couple Cockatiels, and they were pretty cool little dudes, aside from shitting on everything

Cute AF, my grill and I have 2 lovebirds

>idea.exe
I think birds run Linux.
So it is ./idea.sh
>you just got outplayed by a bird nigga
Sadly yes. Apparently Linux runs better on weak hard ware as bird brains.

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bavi

I Eat Birds Nigga I Don't Think They's Cute Fuckin Head Ass Lookin Ass Bum Ass White Ass Chink Ass Jap Ass Lookin Ass.

no

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howdy.

birbe

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Well, after thinking, it is still better then stepping in dog shit

Plenty of birds can be trained not to shit on you, still have to clean it up but at least it's not on you.

What do if I accidentally trained my parrot to shit only on me?

Birds are good.
First of all, they don't annoy you, like other animals
Second, they taste good.
Third, they make good pets.

Nigga, you mad?

Mine has a habit of shitting all over my shoulders.

hot

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u can train them to shit in a certain spot

Sounds like fun

She's actually trained to shit off the edge of things but it usually hits my shirt on the way down.

Honestly. they are much easier to train to shit on command or in specific place, then a cat.

Howdy

Stupid question here. Do bird owners get shitted all the time?

Fuck birds, they are shitty government surveillance.

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No.

>grill
Why grill lovebirds nigga

I think they will wipe us all one day.

me like bir

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My gray is an asshole...

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Pigeons are the most affectionate birds in the world.

Tesla can confirm

Niggers

SEAGULLS ARE CUTE

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no

More like these pls

Howdy bird!

They are messy and an overrated pet

>messy
They are pretty clean.
>overrated
underrated.

Dey smell good

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I have 5 of them

Which?

Birds are by far the worst pets you can get.