How do i get rid of fruit flies?

Made me lol

Pour bleach down your drains nigger

Replace fruit with vegetables

Clean you fucking idiot.

Fruit flies only exist where they can breed, they breed on rotting fruit and veggies. Somewhere in your house you have a good amount of horrible rotten fruit or vegetable matter allowing them to breed.

You need to clean your house extremely well, look in every cupboard, under every bed, in anything. Because while the bag of onions might be the kitchen, they send out scouts to the rest of the house, they infest the entire house.

When I moved in with my roommates they had so many fruit flies, they claimed "Some houses just have them, we just deal" I spent 2 days cleaning, I found a bag of potatoes behind the fridge completely infested with the fuckers. I threw it away and literally within 1 day they were gone.

So just clean really good, no other way to get rid of them.

Steal their women and force them to have human-fly hybrids before they do the same to us.

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Stop being a fruit ya poof

Fire.

drosophila has made a lot for humanity and science. please give them some fruit and don't kill them.

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1) Clean your filthy home.
2) Buy a bottle of fruit juice, drink most of it, leave it out with the cap off and a bit of juice in bottom. Flies go in. Wait a day. Cap the bottle and chuck it.

If they're inside, light a big fire and the smoke will get rid of them. If they're outside, you'll need to start a few in a wide area around you