Any other Yea Forumstards sit when they pee

Reread my post; I never stated or even suggested I have carpeting in my bathroom.
>lack of reading comprehension among the rest of the world

never encountered the idea of using an alternate set of premises to demonstrate a flaw in logic?

whoops. although i stand by my critique of carpeted bathrooms.

Fuck yeah, this. Aiming is for faggots who pull out. I just sit down, hold it up out of the water and go until the bowl looks like a gigantic glorious afro of piss bubbles. I always think of briar rabbit and sambo when I make afros. Someday, I want to own a real nice trailer that I can have the bathroom redone to include a urinal, but until then I'm a sitter for lyfe

Here comes damage control

>not using the toilet mint for practice like a total Chad

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im the one who said he cleans his bathroom and can pee standing like a man without creating a fucking 'piss mess' dont talk to me about piss jugs mate

nerd alert

WTF, carpet in your bathroom? That's diiirty dude. We don't even do that in the UK and we don't even do mixer taps. Fucking backwards

retard #2 gents and gents