Any other Yea Forumstards sit when they pee

Only when shitting

OP here: my biggest defense to when someone questions me is saying that i can be on my phone without the risk of dropping it in piss water

Have you never noticed the droplets, the fine mist that comes back up from the toilet? Whenever it's sunny I see it, and you can clearly see where piss has rusted the heater in my bathroom, so I keep shit clean.

>getting it all in the bowl

Have a close look for little droplets

In my own home, yes. I'm not a fucking sub-human caveman who enjoys piss splatter all over the place for no fucking reason.
Everywhere else, no. Fuck them. You're just sitting on other peoples' piss in a public restroom anyway.
Extreme cases, like a girlfriend's place, I'll sit as well.

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If I wake up to take a piss I do but usually stand

>thinks no droplets splash back up and out

i clean my bathroom so i guess the infintesimal mist of pee particles never accumulates to the point of becoming a piss mess

Only if i'm either
A. I'm drunk
B. It's dark and i don't want to turn on the lights
C. If i'm taking a shit at the same time

when you pour cola into a glass do you then wipe the bench down?

Filthy animal

I steam my carpet weekly so I just let it rip wherever I'm standing in my house at the time.

If you don't want a sticky "bench", yes you would want to wipe it down!

Based

>carpet in the bathroom
only in America, ladies and gents

>when you pour cola into a glass do you then wipe the bench down?
>bench
The bench?? Um, no, I live my own house, with a kitchen, with counters. I don't prepare food on a bench.
>comparing soda getting on the counter with urine
How many piss jugs are currently surrounding you at your battlestation, user?

Holy fuck, you're good at reading comprehension.

Most times, just cause standing up is too much effort. Who chooses to stand when you can sit in any other context?

weird to thing someone can have ocd and still be unhygenic enough to develop a "piss mess"

Smrt

Reread my post; I never stated or even suggested I have carpeting in my bathroom.
>lack of reading comprehension among the rest of the world

never encountered the idea of using an alternate set of premises to demonstrate a flaw in logic?

whoops. although i stand by my critique of carpeted bathrooms.

Fuck yeah, this. Aiming is for faggots who pull out. I just sit down, hold it up out of the water and go until the bowl looks like a gigantic glorious afro of piss bubbles. I always think of briar rabbit and sambo when I make afros. Someday, I want to own a real nice trailer that I can have the bathroom redone to include a urinal, but until then I'm a sitter for lyfe

Here comes damage control

>not using the toilet mint for practice like a total Chad

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im the one who said he cleans his bathroom and can pee standing like a man without creating a fucking 'piss mess' dont talk to me about piss jugs mate

nerd alert

WTF, carpet in your bathroom? That's diiirty dude. We don't even do that in the UK and we don't even do mixer taps. Fucking backwards

retard #2 gents and gents

Where do you have carpet then?. And why do you clean it after letting rip?. Do you piss in a different room??????

Sometimes a nigga fucks/faps a lot and you get that cum plug that makes you piss sideways and you're all like whoah wtf my dick is an autistic mad pisser. Or worse you manage to piss in your own face by pushing to piss while rock hard with a cum blockage. I was drunk and it was the '80's too so don't judge

They way is it written suggests that there is carpet in the bathroom.

That one's just bait. I'll laugh thinking about them while I piss directly onto my livingroom carpet next time.
>mfw I seldom have to clean the beautiful white linoleum in my bathrooms because I urinate throughout the rest of my house

"...wherever I'm standing in my house at the time"
No, it doesn't.

Most of the time, unless im in a hurry. Personally, I dont like the piss splattering everywhere.

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i just realised why this might be such an issue, american toilets are filled closer to the brim with water so i guess they splash a lot more than toilets elsewhere

real shit

You forget though that after the collapse of the Berlin wall, the east German design influeces of the tighter basin slope began to mix into western Europe, along with the larger inner edge radius commonly found in France.

Oh yeah, its really only a few inches from the top of the toilet to the water-line, making splashes unavoidable and clogs a catastrophe.

Fucking normies. I go pee pee in my racecar bed. Usually while I'm sound asleep. The feeling of release I experience in my dreams is amazing, and it ensures my mummy wummy constantly buys me a fresh new memory foam mattress so I don't have to put up with collapsed foam from my 300 lbs of perfection. Normies.

based

Yes

yea i take it all back, my bad guys, its an american website so its only fair to assume american plumbing as standard. not sure of the advantages of the design, also causes increased rate of neptune's kiss. i guess it hides stink from big deuces better pre-flushing
ive been to germany too and found it noteworthy that their toilets have a poop shelf

I pee on my black neighbor's kids, so standing.

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