Look at the new watch I bought this evening, faggots. If you're not tech savvy, let me dumb it down for you. This is a bought and paid for Apple Watch series 4 ;)
I never wear cheap watches like workingclass faggots who act rich. Money isn't a problem, but that's not something you can understand. Your overworked palms are too dirty to even be near expensive things.
To you middle class peasants who barely scrape by on bad credit, have fun dying early. I'll retire around the same time you're buried. This watch easily costs more than the shitty cars you drive, if you even own one. I'm in my already paid off crossover.
AMA. If you are extra kind, perhaps I'll give you some life tips to be rich as I am. Just maybe you can luckily work for me some day, if you get up the ranks? Maybe serve me a glass of four figure priced wine?
Lol you get your first paycheck from McDonald's or what? Is this some kind of bad bait?
William Johnson
>I don't buy watches that work, or project class in any sort of way. I need a useless gadget ching chong wrist device that barely holds a battery charge
Carson Rogers
doesn't even tell time right, IT'S 6:06PM!
Owen Murphy
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maybe you're bragging on an anonymous message board to a bunch of randos, and compensating for a tiny peen with watches hahahahhahhaha
Juan Smith
Drives a shit tier vw Tries to brag to strangers about it
Nice attempt, poorfags. I'm half Azerbaijani and half Filipino. I grew up in upper class London. You'll still have to try and win the lottery before you can compare to me. After all, scratch and wins are taxes for stupid people. I took this picture earlier
Jayden Walker
>30k car >400 dollar watch >tight denim jeans >is above middle class
HAHAHAHA you dont even make above 60k retard
Gavin Lopez
Found another jealous peasant. See you when I drive past the bus stop in my brand new car, petty welfare fag like you. Keep filling my pockets with your desk job.
Charles Sanchez
My motorcycle is more valuable than your car and who honestly cares about watches these days?
Brayden Foster
>I'll retire around the same time you're buried. Average life expectancy here is 84. I'll be retired at 65 moron. Please go return your mom's rental
Evan Roberts
>Look how cool I am >With my shill calculator watch >And my low grade Audi
Lincoln Foster
Congratulations, daddy gave you an allowance.
Bragging about your money is not a personality, enjoy your crippling insecurities.
Chase Rogers
Found a low IQ britbong. Keep hyping your first 30k salary up boy
Thomas Martin
If we we're all in the same bar I would have just bought you a beer. That's funny because it's true
Leo Turner
Who the fuck uses the bus besides canadians? Oh right you did until mommy bought your car.
Jason Adams
Rustled brokefag tries to get her voice heard. My point proven that workingclass plebs aren't frugal. Go look up what that fancy word means, since your family couldn't afford proper education for you.
