Look at the new watch I bought this evening, faggots. If you're not tech savvy, let me dumb it down for you. This is a bought and paid for Apple Watch series 4 ;)
I never wear cheap watches like workingclass faggots who act rich. Money isn't a problem, but that's not something you can understand. Your overworked palms are too dirty to even be near expensive things.
To you middle class peasants who barely scrape by on bad credit, have fun dying early. I'll retire around the same time you're buried. This watch easily costs more than the shitty cars you drive, if you even own one. I'm in my already paid off crossover.
AMA. If you are extra kind, perhaps I'll give you some life tips to be rich as I am. Just maybe you can luckily work for me some day, if you get up the ranks? Maybe serve me a glass of four figure priced wine?
