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>Yea Forums sets out on a grand adventure

What skills/benefits do YOU bring to the party, user

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drunk 2 handed swords man im a fucking tank

i can sit at home alone every night, jerking off to facebook pictures of girls who won't talk to me, along with 400 other socially-stunted incel rejects

I'm a decent shot with a rifle
I play the harmonica

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user are you gonna fuck that chicken?

I can spit pretty far.

remove your foul thoughts, Pepis the Tender is purist of hearts

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I can sexually seduce anything that is not a human
I can rape any humanoid
Only thing that is on the downside is there is potential i will touch you in your sleep and I am only armed with a never ending supply of lsd and a hefty dragon dildo

I can fit rather large things in my asshole.

you to are our entertainment on the road then in combat be our distraction 2 fags playing with a dragon dildo will be distracting af

i want one he can be my partner as i tank for the group

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Natural fucking twenty and we bang whatever we are fighting to our side.

top fucking kek

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crippling loneliness and weapons grade autism

we need a fucking party leader i plan on being very drunk 80-90 percent of the time so ill need some one to tell me when to run into the enemy giant swinging my giant sword and yelling racial slurs

good youll be dps autism and depressing af sounds like a mage to me

I will spike you with lsd and send you into a dungeon i am pretty sure this will work

I fucking swear every fucking third fucking word, some cunts like that shit.

Where is my fucking bag, time for a fucking adventure with a bunch of cunts, fucking asshole fuckwit bitches.

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will their be booze in said dungeon? ramrod the destroyer will do any thing if booze is promised for ramrod needs the holy liquid know as natural ice to sub satin him

If i tell you there is will you be more enthusiastic, also on a unrelated note when you are drunk do you know when someone molests you when you are asleep?

I have crippling depression and weigh 450lbs

hell yea ramrod doesnt give a fuck be like hey ramrod go fuck that elder dragon up -crushes can on head picks up my giant 2 hander and watch me charge the mother fucker. on the sleep question ehhh depends on the amount Ive consumed even i did know i might just be like fuck it

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Well good sir, everyone needs a downer in the group.

We found our tanks boys!

guess ill be a fucking paladin then so whose gonna help me roll fat ass into the whore to tank no way that fat nigger is gonna walk maybe make a special cart for him so its easier to roll him?

I'm a wizard. I can make the air smell bad.

strategist. I have a high iq and have the abillity of hindsight

from farts or just bad personal hygiene
and body Oder

>retard who has high confidence
We found our bard

Enough liquor and you’ll do anything you whore

psshhh your gonna be or fucking bard and fucking like it or else youll get my meat hammer boy dude you fucking beat me to it

fuck it give me a lute and ill play something soothing

dont call me a whore you nigger im a ... look stfu who are you any way

I'm a real life conjurer and I specialise in summoning magic.

I can summon a waitress by farting.
I can also summon a train to block paths by really needing to piss when a bathroom is 2 minutes away on the other side of the train.

Bitch I can play the piano

ramrod- fuck that i want some sick rap faggot start dropping dope ass rhythms or ill beat your ass queer

I have a flask full of rum and a fucking stick. Lets go boys.

I can do gutturals.

ramrod- watch out we got our selfs the shit cleaner shovel up the shit and get it away from camp

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I have a porn addiction

I got that sick get

I lsd and dildo dude and my name is prolapsicus tripicus

ramrod- do you use the dildo in combat?

this has got to be one of my favorite post on b in like the last 3 or 4 weeks

I am charismatic, everybody likes me, and I have natural leadership skills

I can hunt, dress game, and cook
I'll supply the party with rations, pelts, and nice dinners

ramrod - pshh i don't like you bet you don't drink heavily your bard #2

we do not require nice food money spent on food is money not going to pornogrphy and booze we only need sacks of pizza rolls for food

I am completely invisible for the opposite sex.

my holy mace deals +50% damage against filthy knife ears

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dude become non binary and your our fucking rogue

I am a mighty shaman who can reach different altered states of consciousness by consuming very special powerfull plants and powders.
I can provide the party with some very needed buffs that can change the outcome of a battle!

We can take this guy with us. Personal drug dealer.

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ramrod-was their ever a doubt?

I can tape all of your butt cheeks together.

how is that useful?

Always while using vials of acid like bombs

Haven't you ever seen The Breakfast Club? Its a joke user. Watch it, you'll love it.

The ability to drink heavily, do shit tons of drugs, and rant about my disdain for women, negroes, and trannies

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Also guys we seem to have an alarming lack of dps in the party, so far we only have a wizard who can make the air smell bad...

>What skills/benefits do YOU bring to the party, user
cynical criticism, i am in?

I know everything.

this guy is making our dps worse he thinks this is a fucking game with butt cheeks taped how the fuck are we gonna throw shit ?

fucking hell 3 fucking bards ramrod really needs another paladin to bro down with

omfg are we like best friends now ramrod and what is your name ser?

apart from the guy who can spit far i don't know...

we need some mages maybe even a emo necro

>only vice is porn
>immune to peer pressure
>good financial sense
>reasonable common sense
>been a DSP for 3 years
All traits that make me a good tard wrangler.

Guess that makes me the party leader?

I'm the token twink/ femboi of the group. I am there for anyone for release. Whether it's too fuck or if you just want to beat something, I'll be happy to help

you are party leader in name only you can never control ramrod and never say we dont have money for booze or your demoted to meat shield

Steve the racist. Glad to be part of the team.

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femboi this is what he looks like

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Is that asshole trying to take my fucking liquor money? Fucking muppet nigger

steve the rasict (ramrod holds hand out for a manily bro shake) lets go fuck up some green niggers and try to keep the rest of these cucks alive

More like this

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no fucking way we are gonna be smart about this money is for booze and pizza rolls

Don't be so sure. I spend 8 hours every day with autists that can hulk out and go on violent tirades. The only thing standing between an unstoppable, animalistic, rampaging tard and you is me.
Maybe I could be a warrior, too.

Precog
Communication with the Elements and living creatures
Healing, phy but mostly psych
Evil/demons/psychos spotting
An inextinguishable thirst to kos all merchants

Discord group?

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*firm and hearty handshake*
*drains bottle of whiskey*
*throws bottle at faggot trap party member*
Fucking fags

i am the fucking unstoppable, animalistic, rampaging tard faggot ramrod cannot be stoped only be satiated by giving me booze

i can do any web programming you need done, including back-end

Boys, I'm the one that makes sure we always have money for drugs and tendies.

>booze
>pizza rolls
I’ll follow you to hell and back brother

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ramrod -hahaha XD im not sure why steve but that made me like laugh cry XD

Chekd

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Hurting fags is always hilarious

Oh, Ramrod, my job won't be to *stop* you. I'm going to *aim* you.

I think it might be best to just let him do whatever he wants

hey as long as me and steve are allowed to drink eat pizza rolls and beat up green niggers also the parties faggot im all good

Aye, but you can't leave bruises on the Faggot. No permanent damage and nothing that's going to be visible. Anyone else is fair game.

Murphy law triggerers get the first trap

what if i promise to "try" not to leave bruises

As long as you do your best. I can't ask any more of you.

Sidenote: do we have a healer in the party?

Just take a sock and throw a couple bars of soap and beat him with that. Won’t leave bruises if you hit him in the stomach

Who the fuck is this fag
This is b you Hugh Mungus tard, you dont give yourself names

Yeah, it’s called liquor

i dont believe so im a paladin but i mostly heal my self and my battle bro steve we fucking drink heavily and fuck it when you drink 2 30 packs who cares if your missing a fucking hand

ramrod-this dragon dildo is making me bleed

That's Ramrod, you bitch. Know his name, know his fame, and beg for mercy.

im the mother fucker thats about to fuck you up nigger get the fuck you dirty green skinned faggot

Just duct tape a fucking blade to the stump and we’re good

Everybody does, it's the nature of the mind

My sister's an EMT, maybe we can summon her.

ramrod will be our minesweeper

Orc bait

I can belch and fart at the same time!

I can prepare any explosive, drug or poison you can think of with proper equipment
I can also handle hand to hand combat, but no guns

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Brew me up some bathtub speed and a really painful slow acting poison for the faggot trap

Teach us a cheap drug.

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fucking right just force a battle axe in the stump pour some natty ice on it call it a day
what the fuck is a mine gonna do to me i say we throw fem boy in and watch him try to out run the mines clear the mines and have a good chuckle

Coming up

is some one getting screenshots? also whats the parts name

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Hurry up nigger I want to get fucking yakked and beat/fuck anything that moves

Screenshots and names are up to you, soldier. You're our record-keeper now.

We need the femboi for personal relief after a long day

man fuck that i ramrod am border line retarded

Fuck you queer

anyone need their burdens carried

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Ah, my mistake. Didn't realize that was you. Guess I'll do screenshots from Mobile.

nice i started dude this one got long af XD

I was a Royal Marine Commando, therefore I am fully qualified to stay away and take cover from American's with guns.

i got sc up to this point bro

Thanks, mates!

i took the sc so i get to name our party we shall for ever be know as ramrod and steve and the other fags

As party leader, I designate you as our stealth archer and quartermaster. No clue what a Royal Marine Commando does, but it sounds like you know how to do that.

Fair enough. As record-keeper you also get to name all unnamed party members.

I bring the skill of fabrication, repair and I am funny. I can make and fix shit and am in the mood to go adventuring! Doody!

a harmonica is more portable than a fuckin piano, dude

Ye and you can blow a harmonica. Good luck blowing a piano

chad piano versus virgin harmonica

I can vomit when ever I want

...

i name you harmona bitch the weak and you ser are piano chad harmona bitch has to drag you piano around and i swear if you fucking break or damage it at all youll be sucking cock with femi fag faster then steve shotguns a beer thats pretty fucking fast if you didnt know

I was in the Danish army during the Afghan war, every time we came across Americans they would shoot at everything including us.

I do not know why they engage in so many wars when they are so very bad at it.

I am a fairy, my name is nuff.

Fairy Nuff?

...

I can suckba log off shit andy doo doo butthole

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Welding, trapping, tracking, handy af, 5” and skills with the metric system.. I’ll be eating all yalls ass before sundown.

i'm retarded so i can be a 1 time distraction before i get eviscerated

.... 90 percent of the party is retarded

That sword is normal size for a JRPG

I'm a fast learner, give me a weapon I never used and I'll get the hang of it in about an hour

The other 10% is good at hiding it.

I also have a good ass playlist on spotify

pretty much dude

dude we really need to get a few of use really dedicated to this steve you still here also we really need a dm

Absolutely nothing

Maybe a discord server?

never used discord before but im down

disco jBrbfb

Im your basic mage. My speels are all card tricks and due to my low mana I can perfom two per day.

do you have more of that?

is that the discord?

made one if you can find it i named ramrodstorytime

my anus and i'll suck ur cock

Nope just a bot

oh ok how can i share the discord for people who are into this?

I can charm my way out of a fight. I can also run fast if that doesn't work.

Press the instant invite button

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Also share the code here

i have no talents
also
refer to me as u

I have goblin slayer and ghost puncher on speed dial

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keeps saying its spam /5mTrHT here is the code

hey did you join the group?

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don’t orcs have a keen sense of smell? they’ll know our twink is male

thats why we shall cut off his penis

I know stuff about guns, ammo, camo and am generally not a bad tactician. pretty mechanically inclined as well

I want you on my side

CHECK'D

quads have spoken, I'm the (super depressed) sniper

you can be the parties dick whiper ramrod has given you a job now get to cleaning my massive rod

Better join the fucking Discord

I got Dad jokes for ages

only with my ass, my eyes are practically glued to the scope

what discord?

5mTrHT

I'm such an unbearable cunt not even enemies and monsters would want to be around me.

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