Yea Forums sets out on a grand adventure

>Yea Forums sets out on a grand adventure

What skills/benefits do YOU bring to the party, user

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drunk 2 handed swords man im a fucking tank

i can sit at home alone every night, jerking off to facebook pictures of girls who won't talk to me, along with 400 other socially-stunted incel rejects

I'm a decent shot with a rifle
I play the harmonica

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user are you gonna fuck that chicken?

I can spit pretty far.

remove your foul thoughts, Pepis the Tender is purist of hearts

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I can sexually seduce anything that is not a human
I can rape any humanoid
Only thing that is on the downside is there is potential i will touch you in your sleep and I am only armed with a never ending supply of lsd and a hefty dragon dildo