How can I kill our puppy without anyone knowing it was me?

Shelter it's a good option

You're worse than OP
Kill yourself.

One word: Antifreeze
Not your fault if your car accidentally "leaks" some and the dog happens to lap it all up.

Ik this is almost definitely a joke but if it isn’t don’t be a pussy ass cunt and take it to a shelter

*SECOND worst thing alive

Just kill yourself instead

If you move out of your parents place, you won't have to deal with it anymore.

Or you could commit yourself for being a sociopath.

Fuck off you faggot take your 400 pound ass to another thread

Take it back to the shelter you fucking lunatic. They'll take it back no questions asked.

OP could also put out some rat poison that the dog could just "happen" to get into. Or maybe a bag of chocolates?

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