How can I kill our puppy without anyone knowing it was me?

How can I kill our puppy without anyone knowing it was me?

We get a dog and it is the worst thing alive and I want it gone.

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Quit being a faggot and take it to the pound you fucking psycho

kill your self faggot

If you kill yourself you won't have to deal with it anymore.

fuck you just take it to a shelter or the pound fuck ass

You fucking cretin, you absolute fucking fool, you bumbling retarded fucking imbecile, you autistic stupid mother fucker, you ludite shitstain, you plebian normie fuck, fuck you. Dont you dare. Be a man and talk to your parents. And if your too much a softie to do that. Set it free in the wild downtown so that atleast itll get rescued. You stupid gargoyle lookin faggot, you shrimp dick, limp dick, pimple dick, tiny stick, gay frickedy frick. Stupid fucking nerd.

Please don't. I know it's Yea Forums you probably don't care but i don't care if you disect a human but don't do it to an animal man, take it to thepound,shelter,neighbor's house anything just don't kill the poor thing

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just burn it who cares, dogs are fucking rats

Don't fucking do that.

Shut the fuck up u nigger

Shelter it's a good option

You're worse than OP
Kill yourself.

One word: Antifreeze
Not your fault if your car accidentally "leaks" some and the dog happens to lap it all up.

Ik this is almost definitely a joke but if it isn’t don’t be a pussy ass cunt and take it to a shelter

*SECOND worst thing alive

Just kill yourself instead

If you move out of your parents place, you won't have to deal with it anymore.

Or you could commit yourself for being a sociopath.

Fuck off you faggot take your 400 pound ass to another thread

Take it back to the shelter you fucking lunatic. They'll take it back no questions asked.

OP could also put out some rat poison that the dog could just "happen" to get into. Or maybe a bag of chocolates?

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why don't you like the dog?

Shut the fuck u fucking faggot

I'm gonna fuck you

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Oh you really schooled me. Aren’t you supposed to be making some I’m baby post on Twitter you fucking kike

give it chocolate

Sometimes dogs just get "tangled up" with their leads or chains, they could just "choke to death" too.

Now you’re just baiting me you goober

Meanie

>he prefers to be cucked by cats
Cat owners are such soy faggots

No shit

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Plez no op :(

Don't hurt doggo.

How about you kill yourself instead.

sell it and make cash

You want to kill something that cannot defend itself. What a faggot... People like OP make me feel disgusted of humanity. There are absolutely no words to describe how pathetic and shitbrain a person you are. If you want to have some dignity as a human being do whatever you please except killing it

asking because I have a dog, I adore dogs. But when my wife and I went on vacation, my MiL took one of our dogs to the vet and had him put down. that dog was such a asshole (bity and scary) that no tears were shed.

how about you try to kill something that actually is capable of defending itself from your sperg ass you stupid fuck, kill yourself you despicable faggot

wow op is so edgy