ITT super powers that are more useful than they seem

ITT super powers that are more useful than they seem

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the power to teleport 1 meter in any direction but you can only do this once an hour

the abillity to peer into the 4th dimension

the abillity to levitate 10 cm above the ground

super strength while you are erect but you become as weak as a child when you are flacid

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The ability to fly but only on airplanes

you can charm any creature for an hour when you swing you flacid cock like a helicopter in their direction

the power to turn any body of fresh water into salt water and vice versa

the power to turn gold into copper

Ability to post OP's face and address but only if his post is gay

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>Visit aquarium
>Flash the marine life with your hipnotic phalic-twirl
>Bust them out and ride the wave of sea creatures like Aquaman as you get ass fucked by an octopus

the power to to violently fire out all the fluid in your body through your pores

>turns the entire ocean into fresh water

the power to make things that are soft hard

the power to cum yogurt, shit chocolate and pee lemon juice or apple juice depending on the color

The ability to shoot only within school ground

not bad

super hearing but only while yelling at the top of your lungs

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you can grow your hair and fingernails by 2 meters per second at will

you can smell oppertunities to make money but your nose grows each time you take the oppertunity

The ability to make monkeys flip people off.

the power to give an animal or object above human intelligence you can only do this once per month

super vision but it only works if you wear swirly glasses
you are nearly blind if you dont wear them

the power to speak in peoples minds in their own voices

the ability to never have to shit

instead you vomit every time

you can make clones of yourselves but they all think they are the originals

you can understand and speak niggerish

The ability to stop time in order to teleport to a bathroom and shit and once you're done time unfreezes

Increase the size and durability of an object with no knowable limit

thats actually really good

the power to make people age faster or age backwards

the power of the sniff
one sniff creates a powerfull gust of wind pulling whatever you are facing towards you
two sniffs summon a storm
three sniffs will summon a huge tornado but you lose your nose afterwards for two years

Ability to get Cold water bottle every 4 hours

keked

the power to make dogs live longer

the power to move in and out of a pocket dimension once a day
you can stay in there for as long as you want when you get out no time will have passeed in the real world
the pocket dimension is 10 by 8 meters and 3 meters high and can can be anything you wish it to be

the power to grow a neck beard at will

the power to make dicks grow on any surface