ITT super powers that are more useful than they seem

ITT super powers that are more useful than they seem

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the power to teleport 1 meter in any direction but you can only do this once an hour

the abillity to peer into the 4th dimension

the abillity to levitate 10 cm above the ground

super strength while you are erect but you become as weak as a child when you are flacid

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The ability to fly but only on airplanes

you can charm any creature for an hour when you swing you flacid cock like a helicopter in their direction

the power to turn any body of fresh water into salt water and vice versa

the power to turn gold into copper

Ability to post OP's face and address but only if his post is gay

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