How do i make the mre package? i don't mean the meal themselves but the long term bag that lasts 3 to 5 years

Get a load of this faggot. Making up fantasy larps instead of just admitting he googled it. Some people are just addicted to larping

It's not the bag, you derp. The contents inside are what makes it last so long. It's literally space food. Find a way to make powdered pizza rolls.

He isn't that far from the truth tho. Asking Yea Forums for fuck anything is pretty much suicidal at any point when you think about it.

Off course, this place is now full of stupid fucks like you and soybois so nobody actively wants to see you die, but op's and your own idiocy can be deadly allthesame.

>TLDR: Get rekt faggit

Would you classify your faggotry as larping or do you really enjoy a rigid cock in your ass?

Tbh it's not that much more of an investment to go an intermediate route of getting a can seamer and just making your own canned door with a pressure canner. Heavier for sure but lighter than glass and more secure than retort preservation.

Ok then, but what about the health issues?

As it has been pointed out, you will kill yourself in this whole endeavour, either by poisoning or by screwing something up.

Why do you need this shit so bad?

Next time ask for valuable information at better place ( /k/ and /out/)

Have a nice day ;3

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MREs suck dick. You gotta become a goddamn secret chef in the middle of bumfuck nowhere just to enjoy some shitshow food that probably has mold in it. Dude, just take a 4 pack of chef boyardee wherever you're going and forget about it. Military shit is designed cheap and often comes royally fucked up. Either that or buy the damn MREs instead of making them yourself. Surplus stores sell them and every state has some kind of post. Nearby, someone has palettes of the fuckers. Amazon has them too.

I would sure hope hes right after googling it doncha think?
>calls someone generic meme
>says he rekt them
Ultimate cringe

No that's still you larping faggot, since your fantasy is me having a cock in my ass