As a consequence of losing to a sneaker head in a match in Super Smash Bros...

As a consequence of losing to a sneaker head in a match in Super Smash Bros, I've agreed to humiliate myself in front of everyone on Yea Forums by making myself some user's bitch. Read on or check out the video linked below for details.

How so?

I agree to pay one sneaker head user $100 plus reimburse him for his sneaker expenses for a period of two years.

To apply, please message me on discord (bladerunner2017 #9564). Feel free to refer to me as bitch, loser, or moron in your communications. You must send a picture of your sneaker collection with a dated note referencing this post. If you're selected as the best candidate, the following will happen.

I will pay you $100 over PayPal. From today through July 31st, 2021, you may message me with a picture of a new pair of sneakers from the below-mentioned brands. Include in the picture a receipt with a note referencing this deal. I immediately owe you for the cost of the kicks. I can make payments but owe you 10% interest per week (accrues on Sunday at midnight) until I pay you back in full. When making payments, I'm required to thank you whenever I make a payment.

Recap: If you're a sneaker head, message me on discord and send a pic of your collection. If selected, collect $100 and bill me for your sneaker costs until July 31st, 2021.

Video: youtube.com/watch?v=Oa8CkUCrynM

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Don’t do iiiiiiiiit

I have to.

what do you know about Othniel C Marsh?

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no, what's that?

Not sure why this is relevant...?

Let me know if you have any further questions either here or on discord and I'll answer them to the best of my ability.

You're playing a dangerous game, OP.

What do you mean?

Besides the $ it will cost me?

Timestamp with sharpie in pooper.

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I think it's going to be fine, 30 people have viewed the video. No one has added me on discord. I think this is a wash. I doubt there are many sneaker heads on here anyway.

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>sneakers from the below-mentioned brands
You didn't mention the brands?

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Answer bitch

Oh, I forgot!

Nike/Jordans and similar sneakers, Adidas, under armor, puma, name brand skate shoes, reeboks, timbs. That sort of thing.

>name brand skate shoes
If I wasn't so lazy I would do do this

Yeah, it doesn't look like anyone is up for it. I, unfortunately have to continue posting (not necessarily here) until I find someone.

There.

You happy now OP?

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If anyone has suggestions of where else I should post, let me know. I'm not a sneaker head and don't belong to any forums or anything so I'm not sure what to do.

I mean, i wear nikes. New sneakers would be nice. I don't qualify tho right, cuz i dont reallt care about sneakers.

You can apply. If the guy I lost a bet to thinks you're good enough, then I have to be your bitch. It's up to you.

Im interested i added you on discord

k, added.

One applicant so far. Let me know if you are planning on applying. Ty.

Is this for real? Your name wouldn't work until I removed the space on the end and made the first letter capital btw

added you

This is real.

3 applicants so far.