As a consequence of losing to a sneaker head in a match in Super Smash Bros, I've agreed to humiliate myself in front of everyone on Yea Forums by making myself some user's bitch. Read on or check out the video linked below for details.
How so?
I agree to pay one sneaker head user $100 plus reimburse him for his sneaker expenses for a period of two years.
To apply, please message me on discord (bladerunner2017 #9564). Feel free to refer to me as bitch, loser, or moron in your communications. You must send a picture of your sneaker collection with a dated note referencing this post. If you're selected as the best candidate, the following will happen.
I will pay you $100 over PayPal. From today through July 31st, 2021, you may message me with a picture of a new pair of sneakers from the below-mentioned brands. Include in the picture a receipt with a note referencing this deal. I immediately owe you for the cost of the kicks. I can make payments but owe you 10% interest per week (accrues on Sunday at midnight) until I pay you back in full. When making payments, I'm required to thank you whenever I make a payment.
Recap: If you're a sneaker head, message me on discord and send a pic of your collection. If selected, collect $100 and bill me for your sneaker costs until July 31st, 2021.
