Anyone have an IRL near death experience story? What does it feel like to literally almost die...

Anyone have an IRL near death experience story? What does it feel like to literally almost die? What did the pain feel like? Who cared? All the details and shit

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one time I was climbing a really flimsy tree it started to seing waaaaay too much to the side at the point I was barely hanging on
panic
flash of my funeral where the only person present is the gravedigger
next thing I know I'm on the ground with a throbbing headache
I don't climb trees anymore, but that's because I got too heavy for my boney arms

You probably like passed out and then that thought popped in your head

Believe or don't, doesn't make a difference to me. Once got cracked across the chest with a bat. The pain was something unbearable was on the floor with the sensation on my sternum what felt like broken glass inside my chest. Shortly after, a buddy set me up with some morphine. So, it was a fucking uncool 25 mins, then got into a state of like when you are about to pass out from sleep, but for what felt like a solid 2 hours, but was in reality about 2 mins just faded out. Coughed up blood for about a week a day. Occasionally weekly after for about 4 months. Then kinda stopped 4 years after the fact. Sorry for the awkwardly structured sentences, pretty goddamn high.

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you mean im not dead already they tried so many times

story?

Almost dying is disappointing, mostly. I seem to have a knack for surviving through ridiculous happenstance. To date:
1 header off a dirt, I somehow landed on a stray dog and survived with a mild concussion
3 trips off a local bridge into the middle of the missouri river. I always washed up down river. Walking my happy ass back to the car is a pain in the dick
2 attempted hangings. One where the rope snapped, one where the support broke
8 attempts at death by nigger. The first few times I didn't even try to fight back. It freaked them out and they stopped. 1 counseled me about jesus. The others just sucked at fighting.
2 attempts at getting trained. The first time I bounced. The second time I tried jumping into the wheels between cars, got stuck and hauled to their next stop.
1 attempt at death by car. I went over the hood/windshield instead of under. They drove off but mad an anonymous call to the cops. I got picked up and now my family won't leave me alone enough to make another attempt.

I haven't seen the new Spider-Man

Unfortunate. I wish you well on your journey to die. But what led you to it? I'm genuinely curious

God wants you to care about yourself, stop being selfish.

All I have is pics of my scar and deformed thigh where I got stabbed by glass

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ty for caring btw. I forgot to say

God is real.
He gave me the guidance to keep myself alive in the face of death.
Lub u Jesus

First time I ever tried cocaine my "friends" kept offering me fat lines, ended up doing 8 lines within the span of 3 or 4 hours.

Needless to say I ended up passing the fuck out, not remembering much and being in complete silent darkness for a certain amount of time, then warmth, and then calm. I see a light, like a bright, white light start to envelope me, and there's a thought in my head that says, "You know, I don't mind this at all. I'll just let go. I'll miss my family, but I'll let go now."

Instead, the light turns into a camera, and I'm half-consciously looking at a these fuckers snapchatting my half-dead ass which I see the next morning and I said something like, "Ahh shit, I thought that was the light of God."

Needless to say I kept passing out after that and I woke up in someone's apartment after being driven down the mountain where we were at by a friend of a "friend's" who was drunk.

I do not know how I survived that night but I gotta wonder if my consciousness was simply thrown into a different dimension to keep the experience of existence going.

Probably came close to freezing to death a few days after running away from home, hard to judge. It wasn't painful at all, just a very strange, foggy mental state, and being very tired.
The only notable thing was being woken up sometime in the middle of the night from where I was huddled by a very bright light like from a car. But this was in a very remote place with no road access. Might've been a dream.
No one cared, didn't really know anyone but family at the time.

I see
No problem of course
I care for others
But I'm lost myself

I believe in a sudden coincidence
Like just by chance

Damn i never tried any drugs harder than alcohol and weed thats it pretty basic

damn i want to run away but i got nowhere to go

My favorite is LSD if you can get the good shit. If you get bullshit it just feels like transparent patterns were slapped over your eyelids. Real LSD makes the solid look like jello or water

iva had friends come to school on acid but ive never tried it ill give it a try someday

Well this may count it may not. A few years back I got diagnosed with a couple knarley medical conditions and was so I'll the doctor gave me 3 months to live. Needless to say I speant those 3 months with my family and a lot of time pondering on my impending death. It never happened. So. Here I am

Sorry meant to say "I was so ill*" not "I was so I'll "

what type of medical conditions?
And why did you live longer than the doctor gave you? How?

Got an urgency liver transplanted when I was 18. Now 32.

Stats - in my country, not america or I would be dead lol - say this kind of surgery has a 14% death ratio.
Also went under surgery 3 other times because of my previous problem, when I was a kid. I have no more colon and live only with the rest of my bowels.

ama I guess, death still not taking me away for the next 10 years or so as long as I take my pills.

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Auto immune/chronic illness. And I really didn't want to die so I fought through it with a lot of medication and medical help.

Ha
When you say not from america i imaginy going to another country fo medication and or transplants on the black market instead if waiting on a list for months to years while dying

No. I know it's fucked up in there but murilards deserve just that, tbh.
Just first world european country with free healthcare system and a list for transplants which, as it should be in every country, favours the young and lets the old die as it's natural.

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That's how it was for me. Turns out you really do need more of a plan than just walking into the hills with an old map and a packet of peanuts.

To the young living and the old dying!
I respect elders tho

Yes
Exactly

I don't.

oh well why not?

Because being gone adter your 70s is arrogant. Stashing money in the bank when you're an useless elder which nobody wants to have around is stupid. Owning housings which they use to extort rent to the young should be criminal.
Wasting resources in curing their illness with our lil budgets is ridicolous. Back to first phrase, ad libitum.

I was resuscitated after supposedly being clinically dead for 12 seconds after a suicide attempt. I saw things but I never talk about it for obvious reasons.

oh good reason

What was the reason for the suicide attempt?

Drowned until I passed out when I was 12 at a friend’s pool party. One of the dads dove in and gave me CPR. I remember looking up as i hit the bottom and thinking “oh I guess this is how I die”. It’s very peaceful.

stepped out in front of a motorcycle when I was 9 and then my pops pulled me out of the way last second, didn't care and still don't

>be me
>addicted to huffing butane cans knowing that it's deadly and that I'm fucking dumb
>go downstairs and buy a buns of cans
>put my headphones on and play some music to get the mood going
> start huffing anf finish a whole can in 1 minute
>start tripping balls and hallucinating random creatures in my room
>oshititstarted.gif
This is where I usually stop but I wanted more so I went on to can number 2
>hallucinations become clearer, but I've gotten used to it so it doesn't scare me
>everything around me has turned into a hand
>itsgettingood.jpg

Cont?

deep....as in deep end of the pool haha

yes

doh i dont care wither i mean if you dont why would i?

Lol

I never got hurt but I can give you of a story where I thought I was gonna die.
> Be me
> Out celebrating my birthday
> Getting drunk
> We decide to go to another bar
> Meet up with another friend
> Apprently had gotten known some folks
> Bar is closing
> We decide to take a cab home to them
> Go to nearby park
> He pulls up weed
> We share a couple of spliffs
> All of a sudden I see a gun at the table
> I go full retard
> Remember documentary saying 90% of guns on the street are fake
> "THAT GUN IS FAKE" I blurt out
> He grabs the gun and points it at my face
> I legit think I am going to die for a second
> Then he pulls it away and tells me I am correct.
> I went home a little later
That experience still stuck with me for a while though.

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id be scared id die too

>I have trancended into another universe
>Nothing around me is the same
>All the objects in my room have been possessed and are coherent
>The can itself starts doing a little dance
>everythingsfine.webm
>A menacing creature shows up in the corner of my eye and I start to panic a little
>It tells me that what I'm doing is wrong and that it will definitely kill me
>I'm having so much fun that I ignore it and keep huffing
>It's taunts get louder and louder and I feel schizophrenic

oooohhh
i know a friend that sees shit like that 24/7

>I now am completely paranoid and terrified
>I cannot escape the realms
>I start to scream at the top of my lungs convinced that my death is imminent
>I drool all over the can
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>I see a colossal tarantula (my worst nightmare)
Even though I'm not religious at all I can tell that this is what hell feels like
>My heart is besting at 300 bpm
>I feel myself slowly sinking into my chair and becoming it
>The tarantula gets closer and opens its mouth
>I scream even louder
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>Thankfully my brother storms into the room and forces the can out of my mouth
>mfw I know I would have definitely died had my brother not saved me
I quit huffing after that for a couple months and recently got back to it.

Do not do inhalants /b ros

nah i wont ever huff
i got a mad headache right not tho
i dont know why

I guess I'll be the first one to post a NDE that wasnt self inflicted. I was recently walking on a walkway at work that runs next to a wall, part of the path has a bunch of shipping containers lined up, big ones that can fit cars inside. Enthusiastic forklift driver drove into one of these from the opposite side, way too fast and accidently pushes it against the wall, literally 1 second slower and I would have been crushed. I looked behind me and saw how close I was to death/serious injury. I just kept walking though, no one else saw it. I have only been there for 3 weeks and didnt want to make an issue in my first month so just act like it didnt happen. Will forever be more conscious of safety.

understandable

And a partridge in a pear tree?

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My heart was stopped fo 72 minutes. I don't remember a thing, except waking up on a hospital bed with my wife holding my hand. I gave her the "thumbs up" sign and passed out for another four hours.

Every day I wake up I am glad to be alive.