Anyone have an IRL near death experience story? What does it feel like to literally almost die? What did the pain feel like? Who cared? All the details and shit
Anyone have an IRL near death experience story? What does it feel like to literally almost die...
one time I was climbing a really flimsy tree it started to seing waaaaay too much to the side at the point I was barely hanging on
panic
flash of my funeral where the only person present is the gravedigger
next thing I know I'm on the ground with a throbbing headache
I don't climb trees anymore, but that's because I got too heavy for my boney arms
You probably like passed out and then that thought popped in your head
Believe or don't, doesn't make a difference to me. Once got cracked across the chest with a bat. The pain was something unbearable was on the floor with the sensation on my sternum what felt like broken glass inside my chest. Shortly after, a buddy set me up with some morphine. So, it was a fucking uncool 25 mins, then got into a state of like when you are about to pass out from sleep, but for what felt like a solid 2 hours, but was in reality about 2 mins just faded out. Coughed up blood for about a week a day. Occasionally weekly after for about 4 months. Then kinda stopped 4 years after the fact. Sorry for the awkwardly structured sentences, pretty goddamn high.
you mean im not dead already they tried so many times
story?
Almost dying is disappointing, mostly. I seem to have a knack for surviving through ridiculous happenstance. To date:
1 header off a dirt, I somehow landed on a stray dog and survived with a mild concussion
3 trips off a local bridge into the middle of the missouri river. I always washed up down river. Walking my happy ass back to the car is a pain in the dick
2 attempted hangings. One where the rope snapped, one where the support broke
8 attempts at death by nigger. The first few times I didn't even try to fight back. It freaked them out and they stopped. 1 counseled me about jesus. The others just sucked at fighting.
2 attempts at getting trained. The first time I bounced. The second time I tried jumping into the wheels between cars, got stuck and hauled to their next stop.
1 attempt at death by car. I went over the hood/windshield instead of under. They drove off but mad an anonymous call to the cops. I got picked up and now my family won't leave me alone enough to make another attempt.
I haven't seen the new Spider-Man
Unfortunate. I wish you well on your journey to die. But what led you to it? I'm genuinely curious
God wants you to care about yourself, stop being selfish.