You wake up in a fully stocked McDonald full of food and refreshments, but not a single worker or human in sight...

I'd probably immediately panic, but then again I'm an agoraphobe .

Past* When*

I'm becoming a boss of that McDonald's.
>but how to hire people
Don't worry, I would be in my VIP room, so workers can work and clients can go. Once I exit - everyone vanishes, and I can cum in fries and hamburgers.

Nah, I haven’t been close to anyone in years, sometime go weeks without communicating with another person. I wish I could die of natural causes but humans are annoyingly resilient.

Yep i'm thinking you're a retard

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idk i think there is just something wrong with you maybe longer then a few days but it wont take long if you ask me

Okay, I will go back to work, making fries, since I'm paid by hour.

You wouldn't be paid, and workers / other customers wouldn't enter the restaurant, it's just you.

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I go to parking lot and befriend crows.
Since nobody is inside McDonald's, I can make 20 XL fries for free. Also nuggets and burgers.

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Well, I will file a complain via postal service, and continue working there.