You wake up in a fully stocked McDonald full of food and refreshments, but not a single worker or human in sight...

I'd probably immediately panic, but then again I'm an agoraphobe .

Past* When*

I'm becoming a boss of that McDonald's.
>but how to hire people
Don't worry, I would be in my VIP room, so workers can work and clients can go. Once I exit - everyone vanishes, and I can cum in fries and hamburgers.

Nah, I haven’t been close to anyone in years, sometime go weeks without communicating with another person. I wish I could die of natural causes but humans are annoyingly resilient.

Yep i'm thinking you're a retard

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idk i think there is just something wrong with you maybe longer then a few days but it wont take long if you ask me

Okay, I will go back to work, making fries, since I'm paid by hour.

You wouldn't be paid, and workers / other customers wouldn't enter the restaurant, it's just you.

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I go to parking lot and befriend crows.
Since nobody is inside McDonald's, I can make 20 XL fries for free. Also nuggets and burgers.

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Well, I will file a complain via postal service, and continue working there.

what about when you run out of food and can’t leave

Do we have any form of entertainment like a computer or something? Is the food unlimited or do you need to ration shit out?

Probably about twenty minutes. I'd find a way to kill myself.

You're not working there, and you wouldn't be able to send a message to anything outside the parking lot

When you wake up in the morning or try to escape through the parking lot, the food automatically restocks

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Do you have literal aspergers?

You carry anything you had in your pajamas the night before, the food restocks automatically after sleepbased?

>You're not working there, and you wouldn't be able to send a message to anything outside the parking lot
I'M FUCKING EMPLOYED HERE, I HAVE ALL FUCKING DOCUMENTS, PAY ME NIGGERS. Or I will add water ice in deep fryer.

I love McDonalds

You're not getting paid, faggot

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I would install Gentoo on every terminal there and I will shitpost on Yea Forums /g/ like usual, while posting photo of my battlestations

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Who wears pajamas? If I had a computer stuffed in my pajama pocket would there be WiFi at the McDonald’s? As long as I have something to distract me I could easily last for a few years.

Invent time machine and fix this timeline.

>How long until you go crazy Yea Forums?
at least 2 or 3 days

shit would be fun

Seagulls are even better.

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I would wake up on lecture in the university, while realizing I shitted my pants. Like usual

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I suppose this would work, but that's all you'd do?

Yes, the McDonald's has wifi and if you have your computer in your pocket, then you'd still have it.

2-3 days, why are you such a pussy user?

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Will be pretty fun for the first hour but after it will get boring and unbearable to the point you burn the place down. Can you die OP?

>Fully stocked
Szechuan Sauce?
>How long until you go crazy Yea Forums?
Hahahaha.

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>2-3 days, why are you such a pussy user?
doing the same thing over and over again destroys me no matter what it is

>I suppose this would work, but that's all you'd do?
Yes. I can't order new hardware, right?
Maybe also download illegal combinations of zeros and ones

Yes, you can kill yourself.

faggot

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You’re not fine if you can handle 30 days of solitary no problem. That’s like an extreme level of introvert

This

Playing with the animals in the parking lot is a good idea, not gonna lie.

There's nothing left beyond the McDonald's parking lot though user, I mean, sure you can use the internet, but your not in a physical location on earth.

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Seagulls at McDonald’s .... what a life

>faggot
You wish, but my ass remains unavailable.

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>There's nothing left beyond the McDonald's parking lot though user, I mean, sure you can use the internet, but your not in a physical location on earth.
Good. This means I can hack governments and cause nuclear war, while being safe and eating a burger.

I have one question, will someone (something) clean up the mess?

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A few days is bullshit.

Seems interesting.

Stop

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>Seagulls
Stop it now!

youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

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The thought of eating mcdonalds for even two consecutive meals makes me feel sick to my stomach.

A day or two and I’d start freaking out I’d hate to be stuck for eternity with the same amount of junk food, probably eat burgers til my arteries clog up and repeat he process

Ronald didn't like that!

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Can't I just chip away at the floor of the mcdonalds with some stones and a spatula I found inside and create a shrine for the lord and savior Ronald Mcdonald
I cant die so it's possible

Piss in fryers.

sure

You'd be the only one drinking from the fountains,

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Looks like you'll be doing this for all of eternity.

>Playing with the animals in the parking lot is a good idea, not gonna lie.
Also you may try fuck one, nobody is watching anyway

You're on Yea Forums. You're only "fine" for a given value of fine.

Seems like a weird way to die

>How long until you go crazy Yea Forums?
80 years?

Why?
/an/ told me birds like having their cloaca rubbed.

Nigger cancer food made by niggers for niggers

Nigga you be communicating right now

i'd probably be fine, i dont have any human contact anyways

discord..gg/GHdvqw9 ((REMOVE THE EXTRA DOT))

server with no rules. Anything Goes!

loli, gore, nudes, and A LOT of shitposting!

I would build spaceship, so I can get beyond parking lot.

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Wont work you fly outside and back at table just woke up. Woke up to the automated mcD jingle announcement that your table ready to pick up your meal at the counter but as before nothing there. Just patties on the grill burning slowly into coal and lettuce pot full of maggots crawling inside making you puke the x'th time.

Then I make this place catch fire, while I enjoy amber glow from parking lot, roasting some hot do... fuck.

I will use personnel only door to exit from other side. World would glitch and everyone would die.

yep, i'm thinking the spam bot is based

If there's a playground attached I could last till I die if natural causes.

I'll put my head in the fryer and die

How on earth would this keep you sane, or even entertained?

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There iare always a better way. I would make an exit bag using AC, Freon is good for this.

I would probably do this too.

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Kek no you dont. Buddy I legit prefer to be alone. As long as I can workout go on Yea Forums and eat good food and do drugs. am ok for a long time. Probably could go months maybe a year

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Is that girl Jewish?
Although you wouldn't have either, so you're fucked.

I'm simple minded ez just dile you IQ down and mindlessly enjoy yourself. Kinda like drugs.

you'd kill yourself in two days, don't over estimate yourself user.

Lol fucking nigger

I stay inside my house all day and dont get hurt. Same thing but McDonald's is my new house. Proably would have to figure somthing out for all the light coming in though. I enjoy my blackout curtain. If I slept with my phone can I have shit Amazoned in? By drone or somthing so theres no human contact.

Why?

Do you sleep with your phone literally in your hands or pockets?

-1 second

Depends on if gf is sleeping over or not. If she is then I'd proably wouldn't but if she isn't we'd be on the phone and ussaly I sleep with it on top of my head while I lay on my side

Are there customers?

your pretty fucking weird dude

>not a single human in sight

So no

Nah just a misfit

Wouldn't take long, everything about McDonalds sucks.

>First time
Confusion
>Second time
Panic
>Third time
Insanity

This is an 18+ site, kid.

Oh I can t work there? It's because I'm white isnt it? Isn't it! Well mcfuck mcyou I AM working there! Also I want a variety of food available to me. I'm not eating fucking big Macs for fucking breakfast

shut up wh*teoid, we only hire minorities

Yes, kid.

Do I have my phone?
Does anything I eat get replaced?
Does this McD's have TVs like several in my area have?
If yes, what's showing?

>Do I have my phone?
if you sleep carrying it
>Does anything I eat get replaced, yes it restocks when you fall asleep or leave the boundary area
>Does this McD's have TVs like several in my area
sure
>If yes, what's showing?
I suppose you'd have the remote

Everyone is forgetting that McDonald’s these days have large LCD screens and there’s is a computer or two in the backroom. If you have Internet and aren’t retarded you could easily setup a decent rig and spend the next eternity gaming and eating French fries.