Hey Yea Forumsros, I work as a pizza delivery driver and two days ago I delivered pizza to this one lady late at night who was a straight up 9/10. I'm thinking about making a move but have no idea how to do that without seeming like a straight up weirdo. She seemed like she was single at first glance but then again she was living in a nice suburb house. She ordered a single water and a large pizza that night. Do you guys think there is any way to possibly make a connection without creeping her out?
Hey Yea Forumsros...
Yes because a 9/10 wants to spend her life with a pizza delivery kid.
Unless she ordered a "Large Italian Sausage", just let it go.
Or stick your dick in the box.
Show her the sausage. Works every time.
/adv/
>She's hot
>Probably owns her home
>Doesn't work entry level jobs
Yeah no she's totally going to be into the basic bitch pizza delivery guy, of course. Good luck with unemployment.
Hide in the bushes and wait a few days checking out her movements. That will tell you when to make your move.
And by "move" i mean her kidnap, rape and murder. Because that's the only possible outcome with this stupid proposition.
She just wanted a pizza, captain crazypants.
I had this happen to me once. I was floored when I saw her because depending on where you live it's just not that common for someone like that to answer the door for pizza. My advice, leave it be. Just pray or hope that you deliver pizza to her again. Frequently. Don't even think about making a move. The only thing that'll happen if you show even a slight interest is you'll never be allowed to deliver pizza to her again. Drum up small talk if you have the cojones to fish for interest, but trust me, you're better off just letting it go and enjoying the interactions you get, lest you risk losing that as well.
Damn you're right. I appreciate you telling me like it is. I'd be crazy to risk doing anything like that
No problem, user, just appreciate what you have. Small talk can help determine her likability, too. If she's a straight up bitch, she won't even bother giving you the time of day. If she's nice, she'll be happy to see you, which is probably more than you can ever hope to ask for. It's easier to let it go if she won't even politely chat with you, but if she does, be warned, that could just make the longing worse for be ready for that. You could also avoid the small talk entirely and just admire from afar, which would probably be easiest, but it's your call bro. Good luck.
WHAT THE FUCK?? Risk losing one of the shitiest jobs and not making a move? You have to attempt small talk to her, if she showed you interest, if you lose this job, you can find a new job as a delivery man in a whim. Not getting a chace with her because of a shit tier job is out of the question! Plus, suppressing feelings is damaging, you have to try your luck op, don't listen to those lone losers
He can try his luck, absolutely, but he's gotta be ready to harbor the risk. Depending on your situation, that shit can vary greatly. I understand your encouragement though.
Call me a wage slave user but I've come to appreciate the environment I'm working in. I make decent tips, the managers aren't assholes and my co workers are okay too. I appreciate the small things so on oversight I'm ok with letting it go. There will always be more deliveries
wasn't there a story about some delivery guy texting a girl he thought was cute, and that was apparently national news worthy with everyone screaming like it was attempted rape and now she had to get a restraining order and move?
yeah, that's what this kind of thing ends in now
You do you, fren. You opened this thread because of your desire to be with her. Life is not only about a job. You have to take risks like that. Try your luck, you don't have to lose anything. To continue on, secretly admiring her is more painful than not talking to her and seeth in your insecurity in front of her. Ask yourself "why not" and attemp it.
really dude? just for texting her? there where more things going on behind this, now btfo with your shit tier bait
just for texting her yeah; i'm describing the reactions in the comments of the story tho, the actual articles weren't quite as hysterical
i just tried to find a specific link to the story i was talking about, but google returns so many fucking stories about 'delivery driver texts woman' it's lost in the pile now, but that query shows how texts get reacted to, and i don't think any have many other things going on unless they're being hidden for some reason. but why would they hide additional shit, it would just get them more victim points
>just for texting her?
Yep. I'd be creeped out too if the driver had gone to the effort to get my number and text or call me with some sort of romantic connotation. Your job is to deliver pizza, that is it. Doing anything other than delivering pizza is not your job, talking to the customers or harassing them is not your job, they just want the pizza. They do not care about you, the do not like you, they like pizza
OP you do this and the customer complains about you, management will warn you and you might suspended or fired. Keep doing it and the police will get involved. Do not get any ideas, you just deliver the pizza, got it?
nice trips, also that's not me
I know, but I felt like I had to make that point generally.
It's a fucking given that you'll get a negative reaction when you text her your dick and sending her like ten texts in an hour, that's called harrassment, not rape. And yeah, i think op is not this retarded.
>'Hey bebe it's delivery user hows u lol'
Any text at all is going to get a negative reaction and a loss of work.
>The police will get involved too if he attempts small talk the army too, if he asks her out. And godspeed he will be named public enemy number one if he starts dating her.
Stop living on the internet incel, go back to r9k and stay there.
>hey, the cute delovery guy asked me out and i said yes xD
Every woman's logic ever. The worst thing that can happen is that she never responds or she responds negatively and stops calling for pizza.
>Stop living on the internet incel
You first. I understand how the world works. You seem misunderstand the role of pizza boy and how women work.
Want to date women, go to the bar or try your luck with dating apps. Do not harass your customers and learn your place. Don't like it? Stop being a delivery boy.
>or she responds
By taking a picture of you and uploading it to your companies facebook page. That would be a PR nightmare and you can bet your going to get a proverbial ass kicking for that.
a lot of 12 year old kids on this board lately offering their pseudo-intelligent advice from bandwagon opinions they've read from other 12 year old kids. pointless to ask for answers here OP
>I don't like it when people burst my ego maniac fantasy
>Women want to totally sex the dead end pizza guy because he thinks he looks cute...
Go for it. Creep on your customer, it will totally work out like it did in your wwyd autism thread.
I order food from this place maybe once a month. After a few encounters with the same deliveryman he once asked me if I live alone. I called the restaurant and told them to never send this guy again.
Yes that was a retarded question
Never will it happen. A hot girl taking pictures of every single man that asks her out, imagine how her social page will look like.
Verdict; dont ever ask a girl out
>the absolute state of my thread
shut it down this was a horrible mistake
>Or stick your dick in the box.
This works
>Do you guys think there is any way to possibly make a connection without creeping her out?
Just talk to her, works for me.