Hey Yea Forumsros, I work as a pizza delivery driver and two days ago I delivered pizza to this one lady late at night who was a straight up 9/10. I'm thinking about making a move but have no idea how to do that without seeming like a straight up weirdo. She seemed like she was single at first glance but then again she was living in a nice suburb house. She ordered a single water and a large pizza that night. Do you guys think there is any way to possibly make a connection without creeping her out?
Hey Yea Forumsros...
Blake Rivera
Liam Reyes
Yes because a 9/10 wants to spend her life with a pizza delivery kid.
Colton Gutierrez
Unless she ordered a "Large Italian Sausage", just let it go.
Or stick your dick in the box.
Aiden Walker
Show her the sausage. Works every time.
Sebastian Bell
/adv/
Logan Perez
>She's hot
>Probably owns her home
>Doesn't work entry level jobs
Yeah no she's totally going to be into the basic bitch pizza delivery guy, of course. Good luck with unemployment.
Jack Hughes
Hide in the bushes and wait a few days checking out her movements. That will tell you when to make your move.
And by "move" i mean her kidnap, rape and murder. Because that's the only possible outcome with this stupid proposition.
She just wanted a pizza, captain crazypants.
Robert Cruz
I had this happen to me once. I was floored when I saw her because depending on where you live it's just not that common for someone like that to answer the door for pizza. My advice, leave it be. Just pray or hope that you deliver pizza to her again. Frequently. Don't even think about making a move. The only thing that'll happen if you show even a slight interest is you'll never be allowed to deliver pizza to her again. Drum up small talk if you have the cojones to fish for interest, but trust me, you're better off just letting it go and enjoying the interactions you get, lest you risk losing that as well.
Andrew Campbell
Damn you're right. I appreciate you telling me like it is. I'd be crazy to risk doing anything like that
Easton Lopez
No problem, user, just appreciate what you have. Small talk can help determine her likability, too. If she's a straight up bitch, she won't even bother giving you the time of day. If she's nice, she'll be happy to see you, which is probably more than you can ever hope to ask for. It's easier to let it go if she won't even politely chat with you, but if she does, be warned, that could just make the longing worse for be ready for that. You could also avoid the small talk entirely and just admire from afar, which would probably be easiest, but it's your call bro. Good luck.