FedEx employee here

FedEx employee here.
Fuck you if you order anything over 50lb online. Lazy fucks need to start shopping local.

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Shut the fuck up and just deliver my fleshlight.

Label company employee here.
I ship 50lb+ boxes of just labels/stickers/paper through FedEx every day.
Fuck you too.

Eat my big fat FedDick®

There is a difference between a company using the service, and some lazy ass who doesn't want to drive to Walmart

Like mother fucker do you REALLY NEED THAT CORNHOLE SET DELIVERED THAT TAKES UP HALF MY I.C. CART

Fuck you you choose that shitty ass job lazy ass fat fuck just deliver my 50 pound fleshlight already nigger

i buy my cat litter on Amazon because it cracks me up watching delivery people through my security camera as they struggle to haul it up my stairs. if you don't like it maybe you shouldn't have dropped out of high school. if you can't work with your mind you have to work with your body. just accept that your poor choices led you here.

Deliver my shit or get a different fucking job idiot

I don't deliver shit and neither do any of my co workers.
Drivers are contracted out.
I just sort your bullshit, and we all know its not a fleshlight, its a big fat black dildo

lul

why should i do work when i have the money to pay someone else to do it? don't you fucks make $15 an hour or whatever? earn it. i'm not doing your job for you.

do you drive the truck? is it hard? i need a job

Graduated college. Work at a bank during the day.
Funny people saying I'm lazy, yet they still order online

Actually no. It's 11.90 an hour.

The things I order that have heavy weight aren't even shipped from within the country for one, because it isn't available. And shit the fuck up anyway, I lift much heavier shit than you on a daily basis at my job. Go to the gym if you're such a little bitch.

go flip burgers if you find grown-up work too hard. they love retirees and teenagers in fast food and that sounds about right as far as your daily productivity goes. a spatula weighs less than 50lb.

Why are we lazy? We ordered it and now it's your job to deliver. Stop being a bitch.

okay and you don't get a different job why exactly? so you can come moan and complain on Yea Forums that you actually have to do the work you were hired for? boohoo. so sad. if only there was a super fucking easy solution like GO GET A DIFFERENT JOB RETARD

He doesn't want to do his own job but he calls people who do their job lazy, just because said people use their hard earned money to purchase a service. Why not just destroy Amazon, FedEx, mail services then if that makes you lazy? Tldr he is retarded.

i have just decided to do all my shopping online from now on. signing up for the grocery service now. enjoy handling my package, Dipshitticus. don't bruise my rhubarb.

gunna buy some bricks

Fuck YOU. You chose to work there fully knowing what the job entailed. If you don't like it, quit.

I work at a grocery store that also rents Uhauls. I live in a small town in the middle of nowhere. Most of our customers are uneducated lazy entitled fucks but I deal with it. We also take in UPS packages for shipment and you're right, people ship ridiculously large and heavy items all the time. Cause that's what UPS fucking DOES.

Also I order shit from Amazon all the time cause I live even further out of town near the mountains over an hour drive from the nearest city that has anything like Walmart etc. and I give ZERO fucks cause if we out here didn't order that shit the rural drivers wouldn't have jobs.

TL;DR Shut up you lazy fuck

You do realize that the people who work at the stores that stock said heavy items and their respective shipping/delivery workers have to lift those items as well? You are part of the supply chain if you don't like it you don't have to work there.

Some shit can't be bought locally you complete and total fucking retard

Fucking this. Guess OP is just too dumb to understand how the world works and realize that he's the moron for continuing to do and complain about something that is obviously not going to stop. I get why he hates it but bitching about it is way more stupid than people needing to have things shipped.

don't worry op soon your job and all the jobs at companies like yours will be replaced will be replaced with robots, drones and ai because of lazy fucks like yourself

Oh look. A millennial complaining about physical labor.

tfw recently ordered a gigantic entertainment center and watched from the window as the fools struggled to get it out and onto my porch.

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Former FedEx employee here. DOST THOU EVEN HOIST, OP?

Git gud or git another job

I'm self-employed and time is money. It's so much cheaper to have shit delivered than taking the time to drive to Walmart, find the enormous black dildo aisle, stand in the queue with all the other fags, stand around while the fuckwit on the checkout works out how to scan a barcode, show ID to the underage moron because apparently this is an age restricted item, pay, carry the enormous black dildo back to the car and drive home.

The whole reason we provide jobs for poor people is to prevent rich people having to go through all the shit above.

Get a clue
And hit the gym

Lift more faggot. You're not being paid 10 bucks an hour for no reason. Or get a different job.
I regularly order things over a certain weight because it's more convenient.

>not even able to do 50lb reps with a single arm
remind me, why are you still male?

between the E and the x is an hidden arrow. can't unsee it....

1st off. Fuck you
2nd. Fuck you
3rd. Your better than ups. So fuck you a little less
4th fedex delivery drivers are generally nice so fuck you a little less again

Overall.


Your okay

Shut up box boy and try not to lose any more packages.

You literally take a box from one conveyor belt and put it on another. Shits not hard.

God damnit it. Neither can I now

If you don’t like it get an education and a desk job.

Major multi-national company puts careful thought and subliminal message into their logo shocker.

You're right. i'm gonna work out so I can lift these things myself.

/orders bowflex 560 set to be delivered

Don't you have a hand truck?

I'm buying a weight set online right now

>A
i would rather kms

Is that why my well pump showed up broken?

No. Maybe. Idk use a different shipping service?

Even better, I’m ordering the heaviest and cheapest thing I can find just to bring the next fedex cuck to a breaking point.

Thanks to you, I'm going online and I'm going to order the heaviest thing I can possibly find. Eat shit and stop whining.

You're only making us stronger. Fool.

i ordered a weight set from amazon. it weighed well over 100 pounds

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No no no no no no no
FUCK YOU FOR THROWING MY SHIT AT THE PORCH AND THEN RUNNING AWAY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

YEAH I SAW YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>tfw this is a ploy to make you lazy fucks order heavy shit so I get paid to work out.

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The drivers only throw shit they know you can get at a local store (kitty littler, dog food, anything from the company chewy)