FedEx employee here.
Fuck you if you order anything over 50lb online. Lazy fucks need to start shopping local.
FedEx employee here
Owen Russell
Elijah King
Shut the fuck up and just deliver my fleshlight.
Carter Walker
Label company employee here.
I ship 50lb+ boxes of just labels/stickers/paper through FedEx every day.
Fuck you too.
Charles Martinez
Eat my big fat FedDick®
Jose Myers
There is a difference between a company using the service, and some lazy ass who doesn't want to drive to Walmart
Alexander Rivera
Like mother fucker do you REALLY NEED THAT CORNHOLE SET DELIVERED THAT TAKES UP HALF MY I.C. CART
Justin Phillips
Fuck you you choose that shitty ass job lazy ass fat fuck just deliver my 50 pound fleshlight already nigger
Ryder Ramirez
i buy my cat litter on Amazon because it cracks me up watching delivery people through my security camera as they struggle to haul it up my stairs. if you don't like it maybe you shouldn't have dropped out of high school. if you can't work with your mind you have to work with your body. just accept that your poor choices led you here.
Grayson Morris
Deliver my shit or get a different fucking job idiot
Jonathan Stewart
I don't deliver shit and neither do any of my co workers.
Drivers are contracted out.
I just sort your bullshit, and we all know its not a fleshlight, its a big fat black dildo