Just did five years in prison. Released last week. Ask me fucking anything!

She's not.

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What was your sexual relieve in prison?

Did you jerk off? How?, to what? at what time?

Starting a job next week. Despite being a felon, I do have a college degree in a desirable field.

I absolutely regret it. Prison is fucked. FUCKED.

I'm 36

I have five years worth of stories, you'll have to be more specific.

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I did not. You aren't bound to join a gang, but you are going to roll with your race and get involved it if is expected of you.

Can you post some of your prison recipes?

A nigger tried to steal my car. When I caught him, I smashed his face and teeth in with the butt of my Kabar.

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What prompted the assault? Someone fuck with you in some way? Also, what’s the best prison food you had there?

So which set did you rep?

Then yes, yes I would fuck your wife lol.

is it true that ur gay?