You're strolling on the beach, giggling and messing around with your girlfriend...

theres a video of him doing light sparring with mc gregor. search it up. as soon as he closes the distance you can clearly see that he could tear mcgregor apart if he wanted to. you dont get away from that monster if he grabs you

You forgot to say you'd Naruto run in a circle around him to confuse him, then pill your hand hammered katana from your butt-sheathe and poke him with it until he's tickled to death. Then you'd turn to your hug pillow, tip your fedora and say in a nasally whine... "M'lady".

I give him the best bj of his life, no questions asked

When his knee is bent the wrong way and he's laying on the ground screaming like a four year old who just shit his pants on the play ground I'm sure I'll get away just fine. Sparring with someone isnt a street fight. Knees, eyes, balls, all that shit is fair game.

in a certain body type range i completely agree but this is on another level. you have no idea of the dimensions here. at some point it just becomes very improbable to overcome the sheer strength and size of a guy who weighs the same as a large black bear

I'm at home on a computer beating my meat to anime. My fat incel ass wouldn't be caught dead on a beach with a girl.

Hahahhahahaha...ha

That guy? Assuming I'm not carrying my conceal carry? Just start swinging and maybe shoot for a single leg take down. He's not big enough compared to me for me to puss out. I'm 230 and do Jiu jitsu almost every day. I compete in heavy weight. If his cardio is shit, he will be gassed in less than 3 mintues. Big dudes who can't fight aren't my fear. My fear is a guy my size or bigger than also has been fighting for a decade.

I promise his wife is 10x hotter than my gf so I know this situation will never and that makes me sleep soundly at night

Slap mine daddy~