How do we fix the climate?
How do we fix the climate?
Colton Thomas
Adam Young
ignoring it
Oliver Allen
planting a shitload of trees
Ayden Nelson
give em boats..
Alexander Nelson
Cant. Irreversible
Aiden Barnes
It’s not broken. What the fuck happened to science education that the moronic catastrophic anthropogenic CO2 driven global warming narrative has become a thing?
Blake Carter
It's huntin' time, we kill the goddamn bears for melting all the ice.
Michael Anderson
prayer
Parker Peterson
See, you don’t know and neither does any politician or scientist.
Dylan Stewart
> How do we fix the climate?
In 2030, Elon Musk finishes his personal biosphere project. Using his personal rocket ship, he fucks off into space forever to homestead. Once up there he starts collecting space debris to feed into his 3D printers to make drones to expand his biosphere. He develops the artificial womb, sequences his DNA, stores a digital copy, and begins cloning infinite Elon Musks. As soon as he's confirmed that everything is working properly, he bombards the Earth, killing all human life. Carbon emissions drop to zero and the nuclear winter cools the globe. All non-Musk humans go extinct. Civilization continues as the Elonmusktopia builds a Dyson swarm around the sun.