Hello user, I can grant you anything you desire...once! No tricks!

I want you to cancel every previous wishes but keep the thing they offer in exchange

Take my left arm and my right testicle in return

What do you want in exchange to have my sister in law as my second wife and lover

I'll give you based memes and a shot at getting an e-gf if you promise to join this based chanfag server

discord gg/CgtYuW

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I will trade in my sense of humor for a sense of purpose.

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I want to be chums with the dungeon keeper!

I wish for the death of every human.
In exchange, I offer the life of every human.
Do we have a deal?

Based

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I feed on souls. I need repopulation to happen so I can have endless supply.

Denied

hey what about

Send me back in time 5 and a half years with all my memories and just let me re do my life from there. All I can offer is my services for 100 years