I just ate a whole watermelon, tried to cup a fart and accidentally shat on my hand. What is wrong with me?
I just ate a whole watermelon, tried to cup a fart and accidentally shat on my hand. What is wrong with me?
Dylan Foster
Christian Jenkins
A lot by the sounds of it
Zachary Jackson
>cup a fart
Nicholas Edwards
Topkek Never change, OP!
Adrian Nguyen
were you naked?
Leo Bailey
Double dubs!
Jeremiah Sanchez
Ayden Ward
No but luckily alone, the underwear is in the bin and my shock is fading into acceptance.
Jackson Thomas
can't say I haven't been in the need of throwing away underwear because of similar situation, more than once
Oliver Moore
Gavin Evans
Is this what growing up means?
Austin Diaz
We've all drawn mud at one point OP. I forced a fart at work last month and had a minor code brown myself.
Adrian Thompson
i suspect you aren't used to be hydrated well therefor can't hold alot of water
try drinking the same volume of water and see what happens
so i'd say: get a healthier diet and stop beeing fat
James Morgan
I ate some corn and stuff the other day, tried to fart, ended up shitting out only bits of corn into my hand.
Ian Phillips
Did your fart kinda hurt? What color was this shit? Also can you describe the smell? I'm actually taking a shit in my office bathroom right now as i type this.
William Butler
>What is wrong with me?
seems like your chromosomes amount is wrong :/
Andrew Foster
You guys dont understand OP ate a WHOLE watermelon before the shittening
Jace Jackson
mad lad
Alexander Ross
OP, there is something called fructose intolerance. you just ate way too much fruit sugars than your body can handle at one time.
also, stop being a fat fuck and eating entire watermelons, what the fuck is wrong with you.
Xavier White
Hell yeah
Zachary Lewis
Why the fuck were you cupping a fart?
Easton Baker
Cup a fart?
Ayden Lewis
tfw i've actually never shit myself
how fucking retarded are you guys / how loose are your assholes
Chase Foster
It was a mini melon, relax anons I'm not blek
Not at all, just very watery, smelled a bit like shit. Could have saved the underwear but they were already a bit old and was that one colour in these sets of three underwear packs that sucked.
Ryan Kelly
shit can happen
Oliver Davis
You're a copromaniac
Ryan Brooks
Yeah.. a whole one is a bit much. Just eat the sweet centre and leave the bit closer to the rind as it tastes like cucumber anyway.
Jayden Butler
Can I ask why the kid in the pic is still wearing pants. Or does he shit so aggressively that he just tears them?
Jacob Jackson
Sounds like your playing Scum irl...
Hudson Watson
eat your shit pussy