It's the first day of the semester. This girl in your class turns around and says hello. What do user?

God damn it. Beat me to it.

th thanks...

Hallo Beebe, hi hello, do you want to MAKE FUCK??

>ask for consent
>obviously

Squint my eyes then say: "Herro how are you. I am from Ras Angeres."

Stop masturbating under my desk and say "Hi" back.

"uhhh uhh UHH UHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

and then go about my day

"Hi, I-I-I..... I love you"
"what?"
"Nothing! Aaaah"
*run away*

say "hey" back and make small talk before class starts

Shout “stop taking in class!” Then move to another seat.