It's the first day of the semester. This girl in your class turns around and says hello. What do user?

It's the first day of the semester. This girl in your class turns around and says hello. What do user?

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find the nearest bathroom and spank the pickle so i dont drop all my spaghetti when i ask her to be my girlfriend.

make casual conversation, see how it goes, and leave when class ends

It's really nice to meet you! How did you like the class? I'm user by the way, what's your name?

Oh no way are you from here did you grow up in the area? I did, ever been to so and so?
Alright anonennette, was nice meeting you see you next class.

Then I'd start asking her for class stuff like due dates. Hopefully get her to study with me before or after class.

Then after hours
Then she fucks me

Cum and start farting

Say hello back then ask if she wants to fuck

hey

Tell her to go back where she came from.

Stammer a pathetic "hey" and start crying uncontrollably

Hey, how are you?

God damn it. Beat me to it.

th thanks...

Hallo Beebe, hi hello, do you want to MAKE FUCK??

>ask for consent
>obviously

Squint my eyes then say: "Herro how are you. I am from Ras Angeres."

Stop masturbating under my desk and say "Hi" back.

"uhhh uhh UHH UHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

and then go about my day

"Hi, I-I-I..... I love you"
"what?"
"Nothing! Aaaah"
*run away*

say "hey" back and make small talk before class starts

Shout “stop taking in class!” Then move to another seat.

ask her for a pencil, then give it to her back the next class apologizing. This way she will be mad at me and thinking about me the whole duration between both classes. But when i give it back to her and apologizing she'll be happy so all that negative thoughts of me she had of me will turn positive. From there ill slowly start chit chating with her and poke her shoulders to talk to her, letting her get used to my touch. Tap will turn to slight caresses. Till we go for study sessions and I'll have her alone in a room, letting her get used to my sole presence. I'll be nice to her, analyze her social media to see what she likes, and bring up those topics during classes and study sessions. Then during finals she'll have trusted me enough to come over to my place to study, then all have her all to myself. She will be my prey and my plot will come to fruition. I'll lock the door and brew some tea and bring out a gamecube and finaly have someone to play kirby air ride with me.

Absolutely based.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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