Hey user, whats the most illegal thing you have ever done?

hey user, whats the most illegal thing you have ever done?

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I pulled the tags of my mattress.

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Trespassed into an open pit coal mine

Asked for asylum in the US

I don't think so Agent Smith

Sorry officer I have autism I don't understand.

Didn't get trips

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Probably either street race or get a prostitute, depends on your views as to which is worse. I leave it to b.

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Shit in a bag and threw it on my neighbors roof.

Not even near