Dubs decide how I break up with my gf tomorrow

say you're gay and kiss her dad

and just like that, OP was a kissless virgin with no GF just larping the whole time.

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this
Next tiem maybe you'll know better than to come here for relationship advice

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I'm in the same house as her atm the phone hasn't rang yet so you never know

Tell her you finally met someone that would fist your ass while she blew you