Dubs decide how I break up with my gf tomorrow

Dubs decide how I break up with my gf tomorrow

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In a respectable manner that doesn't completely ruin future of prospects of getting laid.

Throw a shoe at her.

After trying to put it in her ass

Write a note in your own feces

Rolling for this

Say you leave her because you got aids from a nigger

tell her she's shitty in bed and you breakup

Why would you chop off your hands user? Also...dubs!

You know what ? go see her father and tell him she cheated on you with niggers, then leave her

her father is dead

Shit on her tits and call her a dinonigger.

call her a nigger

blow a load on her mom

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Think about it.

bark for 5 minutes instead of talking and piss on her shies when youre done.

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This thread isn't blessed with dubs... until now !

post her pic and cell phone number here. we will breka up with her for you.

stick your hand in a wood chipper

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good idea

k, why are you breaking up with her?

Youre breaking up with her because your new boyfriend Tyrone said to.

and thats dubs so fuck you op you have to do it.

cause shes fatter than your fatass mom you virgin

make it look like you are proposing but instead present her a break up letter in bold text and it has to rhyme

Done but not posting proof as you guys will be able to ask her yourself!

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no pic though

Dont be a faggot and be respectful and understanding.

say you're gay and kiss her dad

and just like that, OP was a kissless virgin with no GF just larping the whole time.

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Next tiem maybe you'll know better than to come here for relationship advice

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I'm in the same house as her atm the phone hasn't rang yet so you never know

Tell her you finally met someone that would fist your ass while she blew you