"So, whats a canadian car like?"
Huh?
"Your cars, canadian brand cars. Se they good?"
Canadian cars... i don't think we have one."
"Surely your country makes cars"
"Maybe? We make american cars in canada for american companies."
"You don't make and buy your own cars?"
"I don't think so."
"Your country is as big as russia, and nowhere has its own canadian manufacture?"
"Not that i know of..."
"Youre so strange"- japanese.
A japanese person onced asked me
Caleb Walker
Elijah Scott
Canadians on average have smaller penis than other countries besides asian countries
Jackson Carter
Really? Where sre you from?
Jordan Thomas
Someone likes Star Trek
Mason Collins
WHAT LMFAO SOURCES? FAKE NEWS ASSHOLE! WE HAVE METERS LONG DICK FUCK YOU fuck you fuck you DIE!
John Parker
TABARNAK DE CALISS
Jordan Carter
I'm Canadian and I have a big penis.
Brayden Anderson
"What's canadian television like?"
"Mostly american."
"I like anna green gables!"
"Me too"
"Is there any canadian tv shows?
"I only know two.
Kenny vs spenny (for americans its literally terrance and phillip)
They compete in competions like
Who can stay tied to a goat the longest
Who can wear a dead octopus the longest
Who commit the most crimes
Most famously who can blow the biggest fart."
"Why?"
"To cause their best friend a humiliation"
"By... losing tied to goat?"
"Yeah, loser has to fuck the goat."
"Fuck the goat?"
"Sorry, no. Loser gets fucked by the goat."
Grayson Sullivan
"Trailer park boys is the other.
It's about a guy who lives in a shed,
A guy who always drinks whisky
And a guy who sells marijuana."
"So, theyre friends?"
"Best friends"
"What is the show about?"
"Fuck the police"
-your country is so strange...
Brandon Lopez
im down with user. we should've been much more brutal and should have finished off the god damn natives