A japanese person onced asked me

A japanese person onced asked me
"Does canadians have big penis?"
Im used to cultural diversity questions. So i answer
"canada is everybody. Everybody lives in canada."
He says "not gaijin, just canadians"
I say "gaijin (outsider) isnt in canadian english. Almost all original canadians are dead."
"What?" He asks. "Wakaranai."
"We killed them when we came over. Im european, scottish, irish, french, and united states. "
He can't really grasp this concept.
"Original canadians i think had big penises, there is a giant statue of one of them and at first glance his penis is huge."
He gets angry with me thinking I'm mocking him. I grab my phone and show him pic related.
"Wow, you have an incredibly strange country"
"We drink the harvested lactation milk from cows with a mix of sugar, corns, and cardboard-editables every morning to prepare us for the coming day, sometimes you get a toy"
"Youre very strange" -japanese

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Everybody but original canadians are allowed in canada.

> blaming yourself and your whole race for something you guys have no control over

The natives had no immune system sooner they we’re going to make contact be with other Euros, Arabs or Asians the result would be the same. this was all ways going to happen to them. Dying because of isolation weak immune system

Japanese women love big white dicks.

I was eating poutine once.
"Whats that?"
Theres no such thing as gravy in japan. Closes thing is veals blood which tastes similar. (Demiglace sauce)
"Try it. Its good"
*Whip out chop sticks.
Instantly in love.
"Is this canadian cooking?"
Yes, this is canadian cooking too. We usually eat with forks though.
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Your country is very strange.-japanese

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Noh.
It is my ancestor's fault. Nothing to do with myself.
Maybe american natives are different, i don't know.
We provided weapons to those who left their religion behind, who used them for war against other natives, forcing them to leave behind their religions for defence. we carried diseases that they did not have medicine for. Which also cause mass genocide, but provided no medical help.
Most tention grew because we cultivated livestock. Many aboriginals sought to free horses from slavery, causing shootings.

What was life in canada like?
(16 years old)
Well, paying car bills is stressful, i much prefer the trains.
My job is fun! I get lots of free money from customers (tips).
School is alright, i pick my own classes, and sometimes i don't go.
Its different in that most canadians smoke marijuana. School is a good place to find/buy it.
Marijuana doesn't make you hallucinate or want to rob a building.
It just makes you hungry and happy.
Karaoke isn't common. Most people like to just hang out and discover sex instead.
We don't eat bread as much as you think.
We don't wear shoes indoors either.
"Youre country is so strange" -japan.

What the fuck is happening in this thread? It feel like I'm in a fever dream.

Konichi wa = herro.
Konnichi wa = hello.

Yeah... we should have taken an american approach and killed more of them. crime would fall dramatically and you would see less million dollar education programs telling chugs you can't give your new born coca cola in a bottle