About 10 feet from the window I was sitting behind, my 28 foot cypress tree got struck and resulted in pic related...

Haha no but underneath the bark felt like old condom cum

Try rubbing your dick on it, post pics.

Already did last night, splinters in my urethra

Was it loud?

Post dick pic, then you are not a faggot.

Yes, I was sitting inside my room, just behind the hedges towards the right of my garage, which was right next to the tree. I already have tinnitus so I hear ringing mostly all day, but when I heard what sounded like 15 different cannons going at the same time, my ears were ringing LOUDLY for approximately 20 minutes. There was brick and .25 inch glass separating me from the blast.
>tldr this was the loudest noise I've ever heard

This isn't reddit, spergs. We don't have to be relevant to post in a thread. Aside from that, I doubt many people care that a tree fell in a yard. It happens every day around the world. There's really not much to inquire about it.

It's about the lightning touching down mere feet from me. Im here to inform those who are curious about experiencing that up close and personal

Again, natural phenomenon. Happens every day. Not reddit. Etc. Post some titties to make it more interesting.

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I’ve seen and heard it from a distance and it was pretty loud, I can just imagine.