IamA molecular biologist who did a DNA test on Belle Delphine's bath water
I'm serious. Listen up, guys (and girls).
All humans shed cells, and it would be expected to find some skin cells (along with fecal bacteria, but that's another topic) and therefore human DNA in this "bath water". Well, I did an eDNA analysis through ddPCR and lo and behold... there is no human DNA in it at all.
Since she advertised it as being her bath water, which it clearly ISN'T, there might be grounds for a class action suit. If you have a receipt of your purchase, you might be eligible for damages. Like I said, I'm serious.
I mean, this was dumb on her part to begin with. If she really did bottle her bath water, anyone* would be able to amplify and sequence the DNA in the sample and, in short, obtain her complete genotype. Since she didn't sell her bath water, she protected herself from that, but left herself open to potentially getting sued.
*anyone with access to a lab or anyone who's willing to send the sample to any of the numerous cheap sequencing
people got sick off it? what? i ignore everything having to do with her other than what i browse past on Yea Forums
Julian Collins
bump
Noah Bell
mine came with a floater (fecal bundle). Since I minor in poop fetish and read about poop transfusion being good.. I went ahead and swallow it after swishing in mouth
Connor Cook
no. no one did. it was just fake news articles.
Evan Hernandez
t. Poor fag who can't afford bellie delphine bathwater
Levi Scott
Would be funny as fuck if it were true. Legion of nerds v. Belle Delphine would be one hell of a court case.
Isaac Powell
Who is this fugly tranny? Oh, yeah, we don't really care.
Bentley Foster
I envy you. Please leave this thread and never learn about her.
Angel Cooper
Everyone else had DNA in their water. You've been bamboozled man.
Gabriel Torres
god this is just like that simpsons treehouse of horror episode with the giant advertisement monsters coming to life and destroying springfield. like paul anka and lisa said, just don't look. rob the monsters of their power
imagine being so desperate for pussy and live in a country where prostitution is illegal, so you spend your money to buy a woman's bath water to dip your dick in it and pretend you have sex with her pathetic
Daniel Taylor
post proves and fuck her
Nicholas Carter
Imagine thinking anything people post here is real, this guy is baiting you hard