Be me

You didn't fuck up, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE will ask about a serious sickness. Over the next few weeks give subtle updates about how you're feeling/doing. That's all, anyone with a brain should avoid asking you personal questions.

haha OP, I had an awful day but you killed me with your autismus.

Yep this . The univerese used you as a vessel to teach this bitch a lesson . She's definitely done shit like this before.

Brehhhhhh just say it was a joke you dumb fuck.

> How am I supposed to go back to work tomorrow, I really need this job

Ambulance.

Ok so Keep on lying you've dug yourself in this hole now you have to stay in it just say it was testical cancer and Say you had your last cycle of chemotherapy and you want to put it behind you, so don't remind me and Just keep lying Stacy might even give you a sympathy fuck just pull a Stephen molyjew and milk it for a while. THESE are the best things that you can do

Just shave your head for a few months and then say you beat cancer and let it grow out, cancer is easy to fake

You mean stretcher

bro you need to come clean immediately

Have fun when the boss calls you and asks why you havent told him at the interview about your situation. How we gonna settle this problem, Yea Forums?