>be me
>got drunk and decided to give myself a haircut
>so bad I had to shave my head
>start at new job
>Stacy coworker asks me why I’m bald trying to make fun of me
Autism overload
>say “chemotherapy”
OhFuck.jpg
>visible shock on her face
>someone reported her to HR
>now everyone is telling me how strong I am and how they feel bad for me
What do I do now, I done fucked up
How am I supposed to go back to work tomorrow, I really need this job
Be me
Joseph Cruz
Benjamin Cooper
Keep on lying you've dug yourself in this hole now you have to stay in it just say it was testical cancer and you're done with therapy
Gabriel Sanchez
this
Isaac Sullivan
Just keep lying Stacy might even give you a sympathy fuck just pull a Stephen molyjew and milk it for a while and then magically get cured make a really if deal out of how you beat it too
Jack Scott
just pretend it's a very personal issue and that you dont want to talk about it, so easy
Gabriel Torres
Damn i hope you didnt really say that op.... Damn i guess thats not the lowest thing ive read here but still pretty low
Levi Lopez
Just refuse to talk about it
Asher Scott
Shut up retard, how is lying about having chemotherapy one of the lowest things you've read about here you fucking newfag.
Brayden Walker
Say you had your last cycle of chemotherapy and you want to put it behind you, so don't remind me.
Juan Clark
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