*shits on you*
What do
*shits on you*
Shit or piss? Cause the white stuff is piss
Both, because they have fucking cloaca, which can't separate piss from shit.
These fuckers dive bomb me when I do my daily run. Its nesting season and theyre everywhere. What do?
Feed them. This will confuse the fuck of them.
Catch it, and wipe my ass with it.
.... really? Does this work?
I don't know, might work, since they are pretty smart birds.
curse
not much else you can do
Feed it Alka Seltzer
You can try shoot it.
Nothing will happen. They actually need alka seltzer, since eating fries gives them too much acid.
Feed laxative and get umbrella fast.
Wipe that shit, obviously.
Does it matter?
Nothing.
I would shit back on the bird that shat on me.
That is impossible
that would actually be unnessary
you wouldn't be fast enough
Well, in any case you have nothing to loose.
lose*