*shits on you*
What do
*shits on you*
Cameron Turner
Jack Foster
Shit or piss? Cause the white stuff is piss
Aiden James
Both, because they have fucking cloaca, which can't separate piss from shit.
Dominic Adams
These fuckers dive bomb me when I do my daily run. Its nesting season and theyre everywhere. What do?
Andrew Thompson
Feed them. This will confuse the fuck of them.
Eli Myers
Catch it, and wipe my ass with it.
Gavin Parker
.... really? Does this work?
Robert Martinez
I don't know, might work, since they are pretty smart birds.
Matthew Sullivan
curse
not much else you can do
Sebastian Bailey
Feed it Alka Seltzer
Connor Evans
You can try shoot it.
Jonathan Moore
Nothing will happen. They actually need alka seltzer, since eating fries gives them too much acid.
Jacob Harris
Feed laxative and get umbrella fast.
Thomas Torres
Wipe that shit, obviously.
Joseph Johnson
Does it matter?
William Gray
Nothing.
Jaxon White
I would shit back on the bird that shat on me.
Ryan Bell
That is impossible
Isaiah Bell
that would actually be unnessary
Robert Powell
you wouldn't be fast enough
Dominic Bennett
Well, in any case you have nothing to loose.
Lincoln Lopez
lose*