Blocks your path

they eat birds not coconuts , they just throw coconuts at birds to stun them

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that's new for me. cool thing. why would their fucking meat taste like coconut though? have all these bourdainesque tv chef fuckers lied? i feel betrayed.

Imagine how a meat eating crab would taste. I'm smelling those aromas already

turn 360 degrees and walk away

nigga that's a Combine Dropship

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bottomfeeders are bugs dumbass.

Kill it with fire

Give coconut in toll

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>>blocks your path
>Take out dick
>Proceed to fuck it
>bustationcrustation.mvi

No they don't.
"Adult coconut crabs feed primarily on fruits, nuts, seeds, and the pith of fallen trees, but they will eat carrion and other organic matter opportunistically."